One for the books

Eric|nerd|future adult

[memewhore]

[thebroccoligoblin]

She’s so excited !!!

[spoopy-story]

So is she

[ojibwa]

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

[ursavorpalis]

#aaaaand its listless dissociation with the steel chair!!!

*stamps this as peer-reviewed*

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[sandmandaddy69]

[chewbacca]

[rbboyblue]

She does on both counts!

[30-minute-memes]

It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

[failure-to-adult]

I fucking adore amethysts. I don’t care what their “meaning” is…magpie brain like pretty purple rock. Adorn self with rocks. Be cute.

[latestagejenga]

Hee hee hoo hoo shiny rock

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[997]

and she picked just the right song

[saltcircle5558355298234432204-d]

whhat the f

[mentethemage-deactivated2018122]

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

[angelicdevil]

This kid is KILLING it!

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

[spiritsonic]

Been meaning to do this for years

[redbuddi]

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

[kimmycup]

*scrolls past*

*reads caption*

*scrolls back to reblog*

[angelichater]

im thinking of calling my most recent therapist who, when i finally broke down and opened up about being a teenage prostitute and how it's ruined my perception of my body and men etc, said to me "But some women like it!" and it demolished all trust i had built with her. I want to call her now that i'm half stoned from benzos and tell her how ignorant that was to say to a crying, truamatized patient. thoughts?

[angelichater]

maybe an email would be more reasonable but she needs to know how ignorant and hurtful that was to me after years of refusing to open up about it

[angelichater]

I SENT THE EMAIL GYNS!!!!

[02nd]

girl what the fuck is this

[02nd]

no, I get it

[weirdness-is-good]

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

[catboyinchief]

[i-need-an-egress]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

[percethecurse]

It’s what

[caecilius-est-pater]

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

[ok-boomer]

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

[twiggytoast]

[reasoncourt]

EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

[cannibalchicken]

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[ritavonbees]

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

[navigatorwrongway]

you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur

[alexseanchai]

wheat is definitely bigoted against people with celiac, but I would not call that racism, no

[whetstonefires]

the idea that the wheat is doing that on purpose

[terriwriting]

Peanuts are acting out of ignorance, but wheat knows what it’s doing.

[the-haiku-bot]

Peanuts are acting

out of ignorance, but wheat

knows what it’s doing.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catchymemes]

[harkgriddle]

This is a cool video for two reasons:

1. the concept and execution of the video itself

2. Someone on TikTok finally learned what POV means

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[thepersonalquotes]

[steamywitch]

[tsuchinokoroyale]