idk if y'all know,,
probably NOT
but my asks r open.
send me asks
I'm Shakespeare Shakira Shaking while waiting
pls I'm so bored,,
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if i look back, i am lost
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$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

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idk if y'all know,,
probably NOT
but my asks r open.
send me asks
I'm Shakespeare Shakira Shaking while waiting
pls I'm so bored,,
🤙🤡♏
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?
Have none of you outside of North America ever consumed cold brew coffee? Iced latte? Iced mocha? Coffee, tea, and cocoa taste best when they’re served cold!
can't believe I've actually found this thread.. legendary
psst!
what..
what if.. I wrote a Crepus little drabble?
should I post it?
We have woods aliens
We have water aliens
but what if we have ice aliens???
like, Na'vi's that live near the poles or in a colder part of the planet so they have to adapt-
This is an OC I had (he's originally a 7 something feet alien but he looks a bit different)
So ig meet Carisi 😋
original design for comparison ⤵️
Yes indeed I watched Avatar 2
Yes I do want a huge blue alien to choke hold me while pounding me mercilessly
If y'all have any requests for Avatar with any characters I'm open and ready
Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death
𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ~ 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬
strictly 18+ only // all content warnings can be found on each link
forewarning: obviously the voices aren’t going to sound exactly like the actors / characters so I’ve gone more for how the vibes and attitudes fit with the characters, you’ll just have to use your imagination tbh my darlings!!
most of these are intended for female / afab listeners
other than that go wild and happy listening my babies <3
Eddie Munson
cute goofy Eddie learning to dom
blowing shy virgin Eddie at a party
switch! Eddie wants to make you feel good
waking you up by eating you out
more switch! Eddie, dom then sub
pegging tied up Eddie
grinding on him whilst he works
Eddie being goofy and cuddly leading to a makeout session
getting fucked by the dungeon master
listening to Eddie jerk off
Steve Harrington
teasing you (fwb situation)
fucking you in a sundress in the middle of a park
jealous dom Steve
makeup sex with jealous Steve
Steve dirty talking and teasing you
voyeuristic Steve watching you get yourself off
Billy Hargrove
Billy gets you back for being a brat all day
putting you in your place (degradation)
Billy gets possessive when you wear your ex’s shirt
you get jealous so Billy reminds you you’re his
Billy’s jealous over your new roommate
Billy commanding and degrading you
Robin Buckley
friends to lovers, sharing a bed
shower sex with Robin
Robin wakes you up to fuck you
your first time with Robin
Robin helping you forget about your boyfriend
spending your day off in bed with Robin
experimenting, your first time with a girl
Robin worshipping your pussy
Nancy Wheeler
morning sex with Nancy
Nancy teaches you how to please her
more morning sex with Nancy
sharing a tent with Nancy
Nancy touching herself next to you until you wake up
Jonathan Byers
trying to be (soft) dom for the first time
needy sub Jonathan
first time with shy Jonathan
Jonathan isn’t getting the hint, so you take charge
riding devoted sub Jonathan after a stressful day
link to search website yourself
main masterlist // stranger things masterlist
p.s. I will keep adding more as and when I find them / when they’re sent to me <3
on that note, if you find any you think would fit the characters please do feel free to send them my way so I can add them to the list!!
tagging: @mothdruid @chaoticvigilantes @simp-lyme @brighteyedbushybrowed @haiishodenki @botanicalbarnes @dreamerlandz @kaitioo @multixfandomwriter @courtneyslove @elenarenee07
I've been extremely busy yet bored lately so I just read various headcanons n stuff
meaning that I got into castlevania again (and blood of zeus)
I like headcanons with specific readers but I didn't find any were although there is a traumatic back story the reader stands up and becomes somewhat like their parents (especially inheriting anger issues and a short temper)
so here are some head cannons of a reader who is rude and angry at first but in actuality a really nice person when they don't feel threatened by the mere presence of people :)
Trevor:
●he'll probably get into fights along side you or with you (also probably met at a bar fight)
●extremely shocked when you finally get comfortable with him and you're actually very chill
●still making small rude jokes about him but he doesn't mind
●later on, after you tell him stories about your family here and there, does he realise why you're so aggressive upfront
Alucard:
●he sees your anger when you fight/study and things aren't going how you planned (surprised that despite being angry you're not a sore loser)
●actually extremely sweet and understanding but with a short temper that he's curious about how it came to be
●thoroughly enjoys have matches of mean jokes/comments with you
●gets very sad when he learns that your family pushed their anger onto you to the point this is your coping mechanism
Isaac:
●finds your passive aggressiveness humours at worse
●sees right through that it's not who you really are and wants to know the real you
●makes a point of taking you on trips to show you different things and get a real reaction out of you
●is very interested in your past (as long as you are comfortable telling him)
Hector:
●you'll probably just make snarky comments here and there since he isn't the type to get in your business
●probably caught you petting one of his monsters and babying it
●for the rest of the week he'd teas you about it nonstop, calling you a softie (ended up with his ass kicked but promised to let you pet them more often)
●actually very enamoured with how soft you are with his night creatures
Dracula:
●amazed you didn't get into more trouble than you already did by the way you are acting
●conflicted whether to see you as a misbehaving kid or a bitter old person
●actually told that to your face, pissing you off, so you told him "I suppose you dealt with a misbehaved kid but I'll guess you know how a bitter old person acts from your own experience" (insert evil grin right before being chased around the castle)
●he means well and actually does try to help you get past this anger
these random clone doodles
thank me later🙄✋💕
HIM!!! 😭
I bet he killed a bug and now is sad about it,,
your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On
The doodles
I have literally nothing better to do and since my French teacher insisted we learn about Monet's painting the first thing I thought about when I say this was the 250+ water lilies paintings he did sooooo
to cut a long story short I did this:
HE LOOKS LIKE IS PART OF THAT EXACT PAINTING 😭😭😭
hold on everyone i have a terrible idea
You know what
I don't care if what I wrote is cringy
someone out there might like it 😭
so here! it's been sitting in my notes for months but no more!
(I also have part 2 and 3 so if you like this one let me know y'all want the rest)
Incubation is salvation (a horde prime clone x reader)
this thursday is so out of touch that its still wednesday
uh dude.. it's Saturday
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
I'm re watching Inazuma 11 and you bet your ass I'll start writing headcanon about them at 3 am on my notes😭
I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok
good lord
YEAH I GOT NOTHING
i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that
I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”
I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.
i am
S C R E A M I N G
in the space between universes
lost forever because I didn't script like this 12 y o on tiktok told me to in order to meet soft and intelligent female Bakugou (pls I know I used to use subliminals, BUT I USED THEM TO LEARN FRENCH FASTER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD)