[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[hotvampireadjacent]

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[saul-tortellini]

This is how 40k works

[tim-official]

we need less representation in media. we need abstract shapes moving around. We need sounds of unclear provenance

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

never not thinking about Poison Jr

[cannibalchicken]

[vympr]

can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy

[julianna1]

blue eyes* 🥹

[vympr]

not on this post white devil

[cannibalchicken]

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[chatterwell]

[catchymemes]

[lakevida]

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

[lakevida]

absolutely fucked

[wizardonline]

you're just dropping abstract art into my hands like it's nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art

[lakevida]

do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can't make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind

[mikufigure]

looked like the old meme backgrounds

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

[babie-hotline]

[swarnpert]

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[der-ewige-retard]