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[scientifichubris]

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[cunt-inent]

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

[schakira]

[triskeleaficionado]

[depsidase]

[elaeomyxa]

[ID: a tweet by loversdazed saying “masculine but like in a peacock way”. End ID]

[science-bastard]

oh, you sweet little anomaly. my darling biohazard. beloved creature born of my own hands. my favorite, most brilliant specimen. allow me to study you.

[neenarchive]

i'll never forget my physics teacher who introduced himself to the class by getting the lab tech to turn out the lights and leave us alone and then. rose from behind his desk in a hannibal lecter mask. if ur out there unhinged legend u made comprehensive school slightly more bearable

[neenarchive]

him trying to figure out how to attach a piece of string to his pointing stick to explain centrifugal force to a class full of 14yr olds: oh i know (pulls power drill out of his lunch box)

[shitacademicswrite]

[daco-showman]

since I know you boys love welding how does this interior image of a tesla that costs 130 grand make you feel?

[pharmacriminal]

I feel like I'm going to throw up

[ruffboi-mags]

I don't know fuck all about welding but I definitely know it's not supposed to look like THAT.

[l0ggia]

Source: just a gut feeling

[prokopetz]

I may not give a flying fuck, but terrestrial fucks remain on the table, and I may be willing to entertain the possibility of an aquatic fuck, given sufficient incentive.

[interminatetrophicchain]

I don't give a flying fuck. The fuck I give is rolling downhill at incredible speeds.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

I don't give a flying fuck. As it's moving on a purely ballistic trajectory without being suspended under its own power, it's technically a projectile fuck.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#not to be confused with a gliding fuck #which remains unpowered but uses aerodynamics to move on non-ballistic paths (via @rlyehtaxidermist​

[exit-path]

so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries

[exit-path]

it's called "maxwell's demon" and it's so easy to learn but difficult to disprove. basically a tiny demon controls a trapdoor, letting some particles through, and eventually it changes the temperature of two gases without applying any work. the fact that actual physicists are fighting over this 💀

but most of all imagine the tiny demon that's doing all this. all of this impossible effort and for what. why is he doing this. what does he gain

[exit-path]

*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[2headedfilmfanatic-deactivated2]

[vigilantsycamore]

*chanting like a mantra* I am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

What’s the math mood for july, fellas

[cromulentenough]

the borwein integral:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

👏let👏our👏universe👏 simulation👏have👏 inexplicable👏 floating👏point👏errors👏!!!!👏

[cop-appreciator71]

I don’t understand this at all but I’m dubious. All those equations above it equal EXACTLY pi/2? But this one equals like very very very slightly less than pi/2? Show me on the calculator, I don’t buy it.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Oh boy. Calculator might not help in this instance but the proof basically centers around the fact that 1/3+1/5+1/7 … + 1/13 < 1 but 1/3+1/5+1/7 … + 1/13 +1/15 > 1

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[transhuman-y-deactivated2020092]

wow you gotta lot of other people’s papers cited in this bibliography huh. they’re not gonna fuck you you know

[seanpgilroy]

Janelle Monáe