aAa….the Light…

Hi, I'm Annabel, and I’m a HUGE bitch. 28 and crumbling into dust from Sydney, Australia!

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sell like hot cakes

patient restraint clothing

elderly person's whole body fixed

anti scratch

[womanworm]

[king-the-pathetic]

Evil father forgot his majesty's raincoat

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Waah waah but what if I don't like it when my intended-as-apolitical work gets analysed and people start claiming it has reactionary politics" so this can be avoided by developing a better understanding of politics

[imjunebitch]

yeah

[louisegluckpdf]

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

[despazito]

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[queerprayers]

house I am staying in for work usually houses a ~christian marriage counselor~ and I flipped through a book and stopped in my tracks. it had not occurred to me, no.

[eatyourpapitas]

it's not a cuck chair it's for our exorcist

[creekfiend]

you're not supposed to wander around appalachia at night bc you'll fall off a sheer drop that you couldn't see coming. this is also a major risk during the day. you really have to watch out for the sheer drops that you don't see coming due to the undergrowth. I suspect 100% of spooky missing persons cases in appalachia have the spooky explanation of "sheer drop disguised by undergrowth"

really cannot overstate how many utterly invisible ravines we got here and also how big the woods are. they can't find people because the woods? are big

[creekfiend]

in seriousness you can learn about the isolated Appalachian communities that were up here until quite recently by checking out the foxfire books. it is true that there were many isolated communities that remained pretty separate from mainstream American life for a longish time but most of the last ones were my grandpa's generation. and they were regular? can't overstate how regular they were. just rural and isolated with their own culture. do check out the foxfire museum if you want to learn more about them and their lives! those books are based on real interviews conducted by local high schoolers and college students of the old folks in their communities and they are very interesting windows into day to day rural life up in the mountains in the early to mid 20th century.

[creekfiend]

I absolutely 100% do not mean this in a like derogatory city slickers way; I myself grew up mostly in a city and I think that it is morally neutral to not have experience with The Outdoors. having said that, I have noticed that a lot of people who do not have regular interactions with "landscape that can kill you" do seem to have an internalized idea that "landscape that can kill you" is something that only happens to other people, or not very often, or only under extreme circumstances. which I think often leads them to assume that there must be something else out here that can kill you. but I fear I must inform the people who wanna believe scary Appalachian woods monsters are real that it's Landscape. inclusive of the beasts that dwell there such as the cougars and bears. its Landscape! (GRASPING EVERYONE ON THE SPOOKY APPALACHIAN TRAIL SUBREDDITS) IT'S LANDSCAPE THAT KILLS YOU! ITS ALWAYS LANDSCAPE! Old Man Hidden Ravine and his best friend Exposure!

[cuprohastes]

This reminds me of that infographic where Mysterious Disappearances matches up very very closely to Places WithLots Of Caves.

‘Cos if you go oops-cruch-dang-I’m-dead, you do not leave a convenient neat and explicable body behind with a note explaining things in your inventory.

No.

You get gently dismantled and eaten, and maybe a porcupine chews up your bones, or a fox drags off bits of you and caches your meat, and the dirt and moss cover you up, and the tree roots eat your bones.

Which you will not mind on account of not inhabiting your body anymore.

But think of how happy all the bugs and critters will be!