Love Begins
Kaledo Art
dirt enthusiast
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@theawesomeevilsprite
I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!
arent you a millennial? thought this would interest you
911 im beingg cyberbullied
Feeling like a sims 1 sim.
2025 stats:
0 dubai chocolate ingested
0 labubus bought
0 episodes of stranger things watched
HE IS BARELY ALIVE (BARELY THREE BARBEQUE SAUCES TALL) AND YOUR PLAYING WITH HIM SLOPPY BOPPY STYLE
I don’t think I have an Attention Deficit. I think I have an Attention Surplus. Attention is pointing Everywhere and frankly whatever you wrote in your email is not as captivating as That Radom Noise I’m Hearing
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
been reading up about julius caesar's horse which was described as having multiple toes or "humanlike feet" on its front legs and i needed to show you all this horrifying engraving of caesar's horse and its human grippers
Hat tip to @sourjen! We all hate this horse!
I did not know Caesar had a Bratz horse
Anyway hail Caesar
What the and I stress the following word FUCK has happened here.
...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten
this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023
alternate version
i am so fucking sick of the chokehold this video has had on my brain for the last two days
i could set this to post every five minutes for the rest of the week if i wanted to give you an idea of how ive been living
i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one
i don't have a dick but you're still determined to ride it
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
#cats smelling something they don't like
An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.
unbreakable focus. iron will. a warrior that will live beyond the rise and fall of kings. a warrior who live beyond any mortal man.
hes waiting by the microwave
WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE
NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE
