Christopher Dean 🏳️‍🌈

Hello hello, I’m back after a long time. | Melbourne | Queer as fuck

[ozempicofficial]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[algrenion]

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

[voidwerks]

[definitelynotaminion]

Someone made a loving parody of those speedruns and I didn’t realize how accurate it was, at first. Then I watched some speed runs and realized it’s genuinely what happens

Best 5 mins of your life

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[baradragon]

Opinion on orcs?

indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service

[baradragon]

not for this one no 

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[thepunkpanther]

TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT: DAY 2: Horror icons

[azuresunshine]

?

[trashgnomesanonymous]

This piece of shit... of course they carved loaves of bread they carved anything they damn well pleased

They carved food and fucking and dancing and animals and loved ones and gods and myths and history and complaints about shady copper merchants and yes, also spears you fool

Look at their beautiful bread

[shmreduplication]

[videoclubs]

COWBOY BEBOP: KNOCKIN’ ON HEAVEN’S DOOR dir. Shinichiro Watanabe

[thetidemice]

been getting really into bed recently

[kellerwolfexxx]

Hi! I'm Keller Wolfe - I make naughty videos to pay the rent, but I would love to get back into my writing hobby. I've made a few tumblr's in the past trying to achieve the writing, but maybe mixing it with the horny side of things will get me a bit more inspired to keep up the habit.

Wish me luck!

[marisatomay]

anyway

[crowsent]

updated version

[certifiedgirlthing]

[lucy-is-bored]

Tiktok is the British museum of the internet (very derogatory ofc)

[calellon]

the 6th love language is actually cumming inside and fucking it deeper

[girlgrimer]

I'm going dark bloke

[jurynullification]

[sergiohotto]

[sandmandaddy69]

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

This does not even begin to cover the weirdness of cathode ray televisions.

They are literally particle accelerators that you point at your face.

And for eighty years, Americans' favorite thing to do was turn them on and stare at them for hours.

If you overcharge them, they emit gamma radiation.

Servicing them is like disarming a bomb -- their capacitors are enormous and are usually charged to hundreds or thousands of volts, and most of them have no bleed system that drains that charge, meaning that they can still be dangerous months or years after the last time they were powered up. A discharge can not only electrocute you, it can cause tools to melt or explode.

A black-and-white cathode ray TV driven by an unmodulated analog signal is theoretically capable of resolution that would require a microscope to perceive.

[jesuisloupseul]

Old school CRT monitors had the same issues.

Back when, I worked at a small whitebox pc manufacturer. One day, a service tech brought back an older, gigantic (30 inch or so) AutoCAD monitor from a service call. The customer said "Made me feel nauseous"

So, we put it on the bench and fired it up. You immediately felt the hair on your body stand up, and my co worker put his hand up close to turn the power off, and his hand and forearm started spasming - I yanked the power cord from the wall as the tingle I was feeling began to feel hot.

No idea what was wrong with the thing, but it was kicking out some serious electro magnetic radiation.

[funnelcloudd]

Remembering the almost imperceptible high pitched buzzing that let you know the tv was still on even when nothing was on the screen. Also putting your forearm near the screen and watching the hairs stand up

[silvysartfulness]

The little crackle if you touched the screen to wipe it...

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

Omg no one's even talking about the smell of the screen

[horrorobsessor]

This is both horrifying to read and nostalgic

[aquawyrm]

I liked to turn the back of my hand to the screen, right after it was turned off, and pet the static with the little hairs on the backs of my fingers. It felt soft and fluffy.

[hms-no-fun]

one of the reasons CRTs are such a hotbed of glitch videography is that unlike modern monitors that block irregular signals, CRTs don't have an opinion about the signal you feed into them. they will display anything. and if you've ever done glitch work with a video modulator or such, you know what it's like negotiating with a living beast. the images you can get are often unpredictable and impossible to reproduce even with the same settings on your hardware, because it's just electricity. there is something magical and strange about the cathode ray tube and when you play with them enough you really remember why The Ring fucked people up so bad. samara climbing out of an HD flat screen is a laughable image; but her climbing out of an old school boob tube? yeah man, i believe it. there's fucking demons in that thing

[thechrissmas]

I still do not understand how we got to CRT before any other display technology. It’s insane. Luke fair enough computers used to be a room and we made them smaller. But we went straight to particle physics instead of electricity lighting up some diodes. Insane.

[thechrissmas]

This one did well of the other apps.

Haiii. Needed a refuge. I want more comedy and stupid shit again. Everything is so serious and depressing so let’s switch it up.

[leahberman]

a place to rest; zion national park, utah

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