Christopher Dean 🏳️‍🌈

Hello hello, I’m back after a long time. | Melbourne | Queer as fuck

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[segamascott]

that's that me cerebro

[dailyhistoryposts]

[glacecakes]

[distractionsfromthefood]

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[ozempicofficial]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[algrenion]

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

[voidwerks]

[definitelynotaminion]

Someone made a loving parody of those speedruns and I didn’t realize how accurate it was, at first. Then I watched some speed runs and realized it’s genuinely what happens

Best 5 mins of your life

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[baradragon]

Opinion on orcs?

indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service

[baradragon]

not for this one no 

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[thepunkpanther]

TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT: DAY 2: Horror icons

[azuresunshine]

?

[trashgnomesanonymous]

This piece of shit... of course they carved loaves of bread they carved anything they damn well pleased

They carved food and fucking and dancing and animals and loved ones and gods and myths and history and complaints about shady copper merchants and yes, also spears you fool

Look at their beautiful bread

[shmreduplication]

[videoclubs]

COWBOY BEBOP: KNOCKIN’ ON HEAVEN’S DOOR dir. Shinichiro Watanabe

[thetidemice]

been getting really into bed recently