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depsidase

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

thedaselcor

Y'all I'm so very neuro-erotic

libraford

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

libraford

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

libraford

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

libraford

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

rosslynpaladin

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

rosszulorzott

maiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@theshitpostcalligrapher please. Im beggin

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh i've done this one actually

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

charlesoberonn

My ass isn't safe from Tania's hard gock, but thanks to Incgoni, my data is safe from hackers and data-brokers...

recoveredcombatsister

its a real shame we cant talk about gendered socialization as the violence that it is without some fuckass rocking up like "and thats why trans women arent women!"

recoveredcombatsister

like children gendered as girls are fed less and given less opportunities to play and make messes, and children gendered as boys are offered less help and given less emotional support, and this is hurting them! but no actually we need to stop trannies from using the womens washroom

toloveviceforitself

The thing missing from the transphobic analysis is that children gendered as one but perceived to conform more to the other (or to "fail" at their gendered socialization) tend to get a sampler-pack of the worst of both, plus a bunch of outright abuse on top.

nealashitposts

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

nealashitposts

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

hyperrbolic-orange

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

dancinbutterfly

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

thedaselcor

I cannot explain why but the 80s is always 20 years ago to me... I... 10 years ago is either the 90s or 2000s, it's just so mushy up there time wise.

dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

rainbowselfies

blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

demigoddessqueens

I found it!! The original post!!

urcadelimabean

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

thedaselcor

I would not have survived birth.

mousidy

one of the most insidious things about bludgeoning trans women with "male socialization" is that it so often functions to discredit and poison our childhood experiences

so many of us carry the weight of our traumatic pasts like an infected limb, poisoned by the sex assignment that informed all the transmisogynistic abuse we survived. many of us would rather cut the limb off than try to save it, than try to reclaim our childhood selves

too often "male socialization" is conceived of not as the site of our trauma, but as a permanent mark we must continually apologize for. we are expected to sever all ties with the scared little girls within us who carry our trauma

thedaselcor

I don't know how to explain but like... I don't think male socialization is a thing in the same was as female socialization... or maybe my experience is just too narrow? When someone is assumed to be a little straight boy, that's just used against them any time they're femme in the slightest (whether for reasons of gender or sexuality, or something else). It's not.. Maybe my version of female socialization is also made up... but the way I experienced it was that I was taught how to walk, what to wear, i was taught that pain is beauty, my successes were specifically ground down... and really I think the ways misogyny affected my childhood are not that different from the ways they affected my trans sisters. Like... I was taught, implicitly, to always be the one who yields on the sidewalk, to move where i sit, to avoid certain areas with my childhood friends to avoid being kidnapped but I don't think any queer people of any agab had it better. It's not a privilege not to fit expectations, it's often brutally punished, and I think we need a way to talk about how being assumed to be female affects ftm trans folks that doesn't do it at the cost of mtf trans folks, who by and large did not experience the privileged youth that's being made up by terfs and the like.

mousidy

reading this, it strikes me that, at least in terms of my socialization, I did have my successes ground down, and I was taught to make myself small and deprioritize myself. I always yield for others on the sidewalk, I always stop talking when I'm talked over. I've let too many people even in my adult life walk all over me because the response I learned to being walked over is to fawn, to forgive, to minimize my own needs and center theirs

what I was not taught are the more surface level performances of femininity--how to walk, how to dress. and I was not taught, as my therapist has been very mad about, how to stay safe and protect myself from men. my abuser showed little care for my safety except wherein he could use the appearance of such care as a tool of control. ...interestingly, the only time he did ever tell me to be wary of men's sexual advances was when I went to pride by myself

so it strikes me that I was ground down and taught to shrink myself in the ways you were, but I was not taught anything that was even nominally about protecting me. I made it to adulthood meek and agoraphobic, I shrunk myself down as small as possible and stayed in my bedroom as much as possible. transition made me 10x more of a target when I did go outside, but I had no sense of how to keep myself safe besides by hiding from the world

thedaselcor

Most of what I was taught in that regard was because my mother was a survivor, and some of my friends had very close calls and one even had a capture... So you definitely had the same childhood I did in most ways, and the insistence that they MUST have been different because of our factory default genitals is absolutely incorrect.

yipyipallyall

mousidy

one of the most insidious things about bludgeoning trans women with "male socialization" is that it so often functions to discredit and poison our childhood experiences

so many of us carry the weight of our traumatic pasts like an infected limb, poisoned by the sex assignment that informed all the transmisogynistic abuse we survived. many of us would rather cut the limb off than try to save it, than try to reclaim our childhood selves

too often "male socialization" is conceived of not as the site of our trauma, but as a permanent mark we must continually apologize for. we are expected to sever all ties with the scared little girls within us who carry our trauma

thedaselcor

I don't know how to explain but like... I don't think male socialization is a thing in the same was as female socialization... or maybe my experience is just too narrow? When someone is assumed to be a little straight boy, that's just used against them any time they're femme in the slightest (whether for reasons of gender or sexuality, or something else). It's not.. Maybe my version of female socialization is also made up... but the way I experienced it was that I was taught how to walk, what to wear, i was taught that pain is beauty, my successes were specifically ground down... and really I think the ways misogyny affected my childhood are not that different from the ways they affected my trans sisters. Like... I was taught, implicitly, to always be the one who yields on the sidewalk, to move where i sit, to avoid certain areas with my childhood friends to avoid being kidnapped but I don't think any queer people of any agab had it better. It's not a privilege not to fit expectations, it's often brutally punished, and I think we need a way to talk about how being assumed to be female affects ftm trans folks that doesn't do it at the cost of mtf trans folks, who by and large did not experience the privileged youth that's being made up by terfs and the like.

inthesensethat

cordic

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

butch-of-the-blades

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I think Mannertee and Ikanzame should have an enemies to lovers arc

satans-teddybear

Ikanzame is actually just a repressed passenger princess

catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

bonjaboo

@raccoonmilf

raccoonmilf

I missed my raccoons’ birthdays this year because I had to work :( it was tragic

catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

teathattast

Happy Birthday buddy!

marcignar

NOT THIS TIME.

microwavedpockets

happy birthday raccoon

luxury-nightmare

HAPPY BORTH!

@feral-ass-raccoon

lizardaintwizardbutawitch

Happy birthday, little racoon!!

the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor

FUCK

offline-crowbot

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

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