Alright, so some of my regular followers might have noticed that I have a silly tag system (or theyâve just noticed random tags that donât seem to make sense).  For general theatre posts, often tech, I tag âtechrider.â  For resources and references, I tag âpencilcup.â  And for most of my own posts, I tag âsmkit.â  You know, to be cute.  But this time, Iâm actually posting about my SM kit, and Iâm pretty stoked, so I might just tag all three âcause what the hell, itâs my blog and I can screw with the system all I want.
Samson is a product of Artbin, made of a durable cloth material with (I discovered) luan siding. Â Notice the sweet rolling luggage-style handle and the nice big snaps keeping the two pieces together. Â The top has its own carrying strap, and the bottom (wheels attached) has two comfortable handles for hauling this beast in and out of my trunk when moving spaces. Â Hopefully wonât have to move him much this summer, heâs not light.
First glance does not do it justiceâit is quite deep. Â But letâs check out that neato zipper-pocket on the top flap:
That pocket is basically the size of the entire flap, but for now Iâm just storing my headband and desk/clip/LED light. Â ($10, Barnes & Noble, super sturdy bright light, I highly recommend it!)
Alright, and as for the rest of the top binâŠ
Bubba Zips, my stage management buddy, is coming along for the ride. Â He loves the upgrade.
Hereâs everything that fits comfortably in the top:
1. Â Huge 4âł D-ring trapper keeper (regular binders are typical in stage management, but keep in mind that weâll be in the elements this summer).
2. Â Ruler, protractor, scale rule.
3. Â Hole-punch.
4. Â Spare water bottle.
5. Â Bubba Zips.
6. Â Umbrella.
7. Â Clean rags.
8. Â Main tape supply (spike, gaff, drafting, glow).
9. Â Spike stick with scissors attached (thank you, Techblr!).
10. Â Tape measure.
11. Â Electric pencil sharpener.
12. Â Gerber tool.
13. Â Stun-gun (told you, public park).
14. Â Personal medical kit.
15. Â Outdoorsy things (bagged).
16. Â Craft/sewing kit (bagged).
17. Â Extended medical kit (bagged, large).
18. Â Shakespeare reference book.
Moving on to the bottom, because we have a long way to goâŠ
Electronics/etc. (shoe)box, office supplies box, office supplies bag, hardware box, toolkit, hygiene box, feminine hygiene bag, three packs of gum.
The pink-tab boxes (Artbin or something similar, I shopped around quite a bit) are fantastic. Â Deep, sturdy, very strong. Â The bags are nice as well, waterproof, clear-ish, and they smell awesome.
âŠwith more hardware-type things.  Iâve got rubber bands, glues, flashlights, lighter, spare screwdrivers, clips, a boxcutter, and one of those cool marker/cutter combo things.  Also a pen light, because you can never have enough little lights at the park.
This here is my electronics/et cetera box.  It includes (pictured above) another damn flashlight, spare scissors, fishing line, âotherâ tape, a table-clock, an AUX cable, and an iPhone cable (I donât even have an iPhoneâŠ).  Pictured below, we have a box of batteries (AA, AAA, D), a speaker (compatible with the AUX cable), a Master Lock & keys, headphones, a USB-power adapter, and a flashdrive.
Next, we have a plethora of office supplies. Â Post-its, tacks, sticky-tack, staples, clear and double-sided tape, eraser-heads, more rubber bands, tabs, paperclips, binder clips, page protectors, pens/pencils/highlighter, pencil sharpener, erasers, and a stapler.
Letâs see if I forgot anythingâŠ
Oh yeah, that quick-flick finger-moistener and the gluestick and white-out.
Next, the bag: Â It contains less-used office supplies, like Elmerâs glue and a spare stopwatch, plus lots of stickers/labels. Â Also a pack of notecards, and a pack of thank you cards, because you never know when you will owe someone a proper thanks!
Next up, hygieneâŠextra important when youâre working in nature!
Basic feminine hygiene is in an easy-go bag. Â Here, we have Carmex, Wet Ones, Gold Bond, lotion, powder-scented antiperspirant, Colgate wisps, make-up wipes, facial tissue, a pack of bobby pins with hair-ties and barrettes wrapped around it, a scrunchie, a pack of Q-tips, Tide to-go sticks, and a brush/mirror combo. Â Now letâs look under some of these things:
Thereâs also hand-sanitizer, baby powder, Listerine tabs, toothpaste, floss, a pencil-sharpener for makeup, a nail-clipper, tweezers, a lint-roller, and some cotton balls.
Thatâs all, folks!  Thanks for taking the tour.  Oh, and you know that tiny box of brads I forgot to pack yesterday?  Well, I packed away all the stuff again after these pictures, and realized I forgot that stupid little box againâŠso here it is, all alone.  Bubba is so disappointed in me.