The Deglutenizer

Yet another gluten-free blog. Featuring everything from deglutenizing your favorite recipes to basic cooking instructions, I'll help you make some tasty stuff without burning the house down. Follow me on twitch to see me live-stream from my kitchen! https://twitch.tv/thedeglutenizer

[birdenjoyer]

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

[otter-with-a-skittle-side]

@janeviry

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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

@one-time-i-dreamt

@pukicho

@badjokesbyjeff

@firefox-official

@osha

@neil-gaiman

The Once-Ler

Idk who the last one is but this is the Tumblr starter pack

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

the last one is Sans Undertale….. we are forgetting our roots as a culture and a website u.u

[reborn-apocalypse-snom]

An ice bug cc.)__)_\

@i-am-a-snom

[i-am-a-snom]

I don’t think I fit being a Tumblr celebrity.

[wallytheaxolotl]

My honest reaction at snow not thinking they’re good enough

[thedeglutenizer]

Wait, what's P.M. Seymour's username here? This needs to go in a video... SOMEONE TAG HIM!

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[neil-gaiman]

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

[thedeglutenizer]

I was planning to #stream how I make my #seafoodboil last night on #twitch, but OBS Studio and SurfShark couldn’t get along when I tried to go live. So you’ll have to settle for a couple pics of the finished dish. I boiled #redpotatoes, #corn, #andouille, #dungenesscrab, and #shrimp together with concentrated #crabboil, #oldbay, seasoned salt, #lemonpepper, #lemons, and #bayleaves. I also clarified some Kerry Gold #irishbutter and made some #garlicbread to go with it, and @whiskeyramble made us a couple #cocktails. I figured a #sazerac would go perfectly with the #crab and shrimp tossed in those seasonings. #omnomnom #glutenfree #homemade #meltedbutter #clarifiedbutter #foodporn #potatoes #sausage #seafood

[saywhat-politics]

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[chaotic-hypnotic-erotic]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[progressivejudaism]

Important Question. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

So there is both a scholar of Judaism and a whale biologist living in my house, and they agree that the orca would have to use its mouth to blow the shofar because

1. Orca do breathe through their mouths

2. The Orca would need to use its lips and vocal chords to blow the shofar correctly.

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[itsapmseymour]

Tumblr, for the love of god, please get rid of the live feature.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[veerletakino]

[thedeglutenizer]

Also, the more chances they have to leak their diarrheatic arguments into the ether, the more people will think, “wait a minute that one thing they said in their 30 minutes of mindless drivel actually made some sense. Tell me more about that.”

So even if debating them isn’t enough to make you join their cult, someone else is getting the propaganda and deciding they like the way it sounds.

The only way to kill a cult is to destroy their platform. Never engage with them. Never.

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[anistarrose]

the uncommon allergy haver to anticapitalist pipeline

[anistarrose]

in January 2023, companies became required to label sesame on all products it was present in, and undergo rigorous cleaning procedures to prevent sesame contamination, after it was declared the 9th "major" food allergen in the United States.

so, instead of considering this a mandate to give a single shit about people with sesame allergies, almost all American companies decided to just add sesame flour to all their relevant products. because apparently that was cheaper.

it's almost impossible for me to find hot dog and hamburger buns without sesame now. and I am one of the lucky ones. I'm someone who just so happened to notice the label updates, not get caught unawares and have a severe allergic reaction. I'm someone lucky enough to be surrounded by multiple choices of supermarkets, and someone with the incredible privilege to have parents who'll help me search the shelves, and cover those costs that my allergies rack up. not everyone with allergies/other intolerances has all or any of those privileges to begin with.

most food allergies will never be prevalent enough that under capitalism, it will be profitable to give them the level of accommodation that they deserve. I speak from experience with a wide portfolio of hypersensitivity quirks when I say that the rarer the food allergy, the worse it gets.

and here's the thing: I can live without hamburger buns, with only superficial decreases in my quality of life. but sesame isn't my only rare allergy, and ever since this legislation hit, I've been lying awake at night, afraid of what I might lose access to next.

I've been lying awake at night wondering what I'll have to do to live, to obtain enough safe food to survive, if any of my other allergies get this same treatment. and I reiterate. I am one of the privlidged ones.

what these companies have done is completely legal. what these companies did has also cut off up to over a million people from what were previously safe, affordable staples of their diets. a system that has any incentive not to accommodate the dietary needs of any population is not a system that can be allowed to exist. this is the uncommon allergy haver to angry, fuming anticapitalist pipeline.

[anistarrose]

[Image description: two screenshots of tumblr tags, reading:

"also pea protein. mcdicks just added pea protein without any proper warning so if you got a legume allergy, don't eat their buns."

"did you know pea protein and pea flour is a thing. i didn't. but i sure found out quick after i ate frozen nuggets and when i got gravy from a restaurant. now i have to check fucking everything because i've also found pea protein in ice cream of all things." End description.]

thank you @butchwelddone and @insidejupiter respectively for these psas. signal boosting here for all my fellow legume-allergic folks, stay safe (and stay away from McDonalds buns)

[tamlins-stories-and-poems]

My dad has a cow milk allergy, my sibling has a coconut allergy, one of our close friends is allergic to most spices, wheat, and soy. If we’re lucky, we can find a product that any two of them can eat. Almost anything that calls itself “allergy free” is loaded with coconut.

Also! Fifteen years or so ago, all the whipped toppings went from being dairy free to advertising how they were “made with real cream!” Not to mention various other foods that followed the trend, and really screwed everyone over for having cow’s milk and whatever original milk alternative they used to cut costs both in everything.

So, yeah. For-profit food my belothed.

[ms-demeanor]

USAmerican corn-allergy-haver here l love you all and I think we should burn it all down.

[ms-demeanor]

By the way the practical [miserable] advice is to cook most things from scratch for yourself and to eat out rarely and only at restaurants you've completely vetted.

The advice that fucking nobody ever tells you about and that is why I literally went back to school to get a degree in nutrition is

If you suffer from a food allergy that cuts you off from bread and cereal products in the US you probably need to supplement your diet with vitamins because the primary source of folate in the American diet is fortified cereals and a severe folate deficiency is basically a form of anemia.

You can supplement this with vitamins but :) if you have :) grain allergies :) make sure :) that your allergens :) aren't used :) as fillers in :) the vitamins :) :) :) :)

Either you can take folate/folic acid on its own or you can take half a daily prenatal vitamin to meet the RDA for folate.

[ms-demeanor]

I have wheat, corn, and sesame allergies. I eat out about once a month and have to bring my own food to weddings, conferences, and anything else that will take me away from my own kitchen. I don't go to theme parks because there's nothing I can eat there. Backpacking and camping are difficult because pre-made camping foods contain my allergens and it's hard to carry foods that I know I can eat. If I go out to eat with friends no I don't I go out to have a cup of coffee - oh, is artificial creamer all you've got? nah it's got cornstarch in it, that's fine, I'll just drink it black that's okay oh wait all you've got is decaf that's fine I'll just have water OH you are using eco-friendly corn plastic cups well that's okay I am at least here being with people I'll eat when I get home. I am not on at least three medications my doctor recommended because corn is part of the product and I can't afford to have the meds made at a compounding pharmacy. Corn is in all of these things because it is RIDICULOUSLY cheap which is at least partially as a result of subsidies and is also at least partially as a result of the scaling economics of monocrops for agribusiness.

It is ten dollars cheaper to get 21 ounces more mac and cheese *shipped from canada* than it is to buy one of the pre-made foods that I can actually eat.

You may say "oh, well that's because that's the weenie organic brand that uses artisinal cheddar, of course it's more expensive than kraft" and I would have to say:

THE WEENIE ORGANIC BRAND ALSO DOESN'T PUT FUCKING CORN IN EVERYTHING.

Anyway. This has done extremely normal things to my ability to feed myself, maintain my health, and socialize as well as my desire to do arson.

[ohclippy]

We welcome Sun Tropics, Kettle Heroes, Finally! and Still Riding Foods to our Manufacturer Partnership!

New update just dropped [5/2023]!

[jughead-is-canonically-aroace]

shoutout to the trader joe's cashier who asked me if i was lactose intolerant and then called someone to get me a different shredded cheese because the almond milk one i'd picked inexplicably also has cow milk in it. who the fuck is this product even for

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Wait hold on Tumblr girlies have been carrying that show on netflix for well over 10 years now and the guy responsible for it hasn’t gotten a GOD DAMN DIME?????

[deans-spinster-witch]

Nor the actors, writers, set people, tech folks, and anyone else involved that made it happen. This - this is why they’re angry. This is why they deserve a new contract!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what about all the great new content that's not getting made" what about all the great content that never got made bc the quality of tv plummeted back in 2007--when studios refused to negotiate and replaced writers with reality tv? what great new content are they gonna come up with by replacing writers with AI bots?

studios care about viewership not quality. if you want quality, you need creators & creatives who are respected, rested, well-compensated, and well-treated. because humans do their best work--creative and otherwise--without the constant noose of capitalism hanging over their heads.

imagine how incredible modern media could be if its passionate creators weren't being constantly sabotaged & traumatized by their working conditions. focus on that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

[flagellant]

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

[gwydionmisha]

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slowtovvn]

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

[goverment-agency-bracket]

Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq

[ccosmiccookiess]

This map has since been updated, as of 26-8-2023 this is the most current version