Cosmic Funnies
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@thefearandnow
ok, let me explain
I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.
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My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
"The late bird gets the much cooler 'night worm'"
"only 'bird' that gets MY 'night worm' is my very pun ctual wife!"
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
this post contains:
1 clown!
4 mimes!
Mercury Venus
Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn
Nuranus Weptune
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you
[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia
"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"
-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves
Am I missing extremely important context
Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy
TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!
> use genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use hand on genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use genitals on hand
You can't use that right now!
> help
I don't know that word.
You are clobbered by the OGRE!
You have lost your genitals. . .
man fuck this game
none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture
No, I don't think I will
theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look
obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel
>See a European making fun of an American place, geographic feature, or body of water name.
>Look it up to be sure.
>Native American name.
i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means
*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play
Chuck Jones is the best counterexample to “the curtains are just blue” because you would not believe the amount of thought and art theory he put into his silly little cartoons
I need to dig out my Chuck Jones books but one time he was talking about the Wile E Coyote gag where he runs off a cliff and continues running for a little bit before noticing there’s no ground underneath him and then turns to the camera and holds up a sign saying “Help!” before plummeting and Jones said the reason Coyote does that instead of immediately trying to get back to the cliff edge is bc Coyote embodies anxiety and in that particular moment represents the fear and worry about the judgement of others over and above the desire for self-preservation.
Like, if someone was told that interpretation without knowing any better they’d think it came from some pretentious academic or whatever but nope! It’s literally the creator like those are the thoughts he had in his head when he was creating the cartoons
the Nine Rules of the Roadrunner cartoons always sticks with me. Rule 3 especially
Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩🍳 ain't that great 🙅♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂♂️🧑💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️
gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry
The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.
upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside their houses laughing and giggling, only to be caught in the shockwave
“El Diablito” Poison Frog (Oophaga sylvatica), "flame morph", family Dendrobatidae, Pacific Coast of Colombia
Photograph by Jesse Hosman
