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Gotta catch em all

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

ritavonbees

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

bugshroom

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

thefivedemon

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

shovel2-deactivated20151204

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

longsightmyth

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

longsightmyth

There is a point at which I have to sigh heavily and ask people to a, read the actual words of the post, but also, I guess, b, clarify that it was made by yours truly, a disabled person (though admittedly not a pregnant one)

longsightmyth

Right okay and do we think the conclusion here should be 'pregnant people shouldn't get accommodations because other disabled people don't' or do we think it should be 'all disabled people should have accommodations' because I PROMISE, I PINKY PROMISE, pregnant people do not get nearly as much 'special treatment' as people seem to think they do, much as people claim other disabled people 'develop entitlement' when they have needs.

And just as with other disabled people, SO MANY PEOPLE feel entitled to comment on lifestyle and entitled to fucking touch pregnant people without consent.

Idk I might insist on and demand space too.

And that's before we get into the similarities of governments attempting to police the bodies of pregnant people just as they do other disabled people.