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GRANDMA SEIDON DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT. UNLESS YOU HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK GRANDMA SEIDON. THEN GRANDMA SEIDON KNOWS ALL. DYIN'S FOR FOOLS -CHARLIE "WINNING" SHEEN

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[guccixcucci]

[airsighs]

Wasn’t everyone in 2016 saying 2016 was the worst year ever?

[regicide1997]

It was a dumpster fire, but not to the extent that the years that followed were

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

Its been nothing but downhill since that cursed year

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Reblogging for last comment.

[eyesofatragedy67]

With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.

[hazeldomain]

*this can be reblogged every year

[kanekween]

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings

[emlepapillon]

This is the Money doll sending you all enchantments of blessings and wealth!

Like/reblog for unexpected money to come your way! Like/reblog on Wednesdays for more blessings!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[frollosuggestions]

yo frollo

tu frolles 

el ella usted frolle 

nosotros frollemos 

ellos ellas ustedes frollen 

[thefreaksfreak]

Are you okay?

[cursed-energies]

someone: how’s work?

me: it’s work

someone: ok but.. how is it going?

me: making money

someone: …….how are you doing w/ it, though? emotionally? mentally?

me, after leaning in and pausing for an uncomfortable amount of time and clearing my throat, absolutely no light or life in my eyes: money

[prouvvaire]

[magicalshopping]

can i propose that girls’ version of “boi” be “gorl”

[shinyfortheshow]

me and @thefreaksfreak have been using gorl for years, it’s great

[halfagony-halfhope]

Darcy: *confesses his love to Elizabeth*

Elizabeth: 

[turing-tested]

theres only one reason why you’d write in 2nd person and if you know why you’re going to hell

[fakehistory]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse (2014)

[we-kant-even]

People that blindly idolize communism are the Rick and morty fans of philosophy.

it’s not nice to directly call out simone and jean-paul like this

[carefreebomb]

[ohdoe]

hell yeah 

[woarm]

hell yeah

[shoopsi]

hell yeah

[sadvampirx-deactivated20170728]

hell yeah

[nonbinarytrash]

hell yeah

[iunosteel]

hell yeah

[sundrenched-smilez]

hell yeah

[izanagi-senpai-deactivated20201]

hell yeah

[thefreaksfreak]

hell yeah