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i just vibe, art side blog: @feathers-arts-52

[granma-sweetie]

can't believe they created muppets for bare a pop opera

-@thefrostedfeather52

[thefrostedfeather52]

this makes absolutely no sense out of context and i love it fhakdhak

[view-from-up-here]

[peachine]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[ceevee5]

[homoshoebill]

reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.

all of this within the span of six fucking days

[akirameta84]

and then the queen of england died

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[polygamouscaterpillar-deactivat]

[mens-rights-activia]

Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi

3wiamu nii: efri s3 nk⊃fu⊃ bi w⊃ ho a ⊃mo fri s3 br⊃fo ne kasa p3 a ehyia ⊃mo

Onipa: a, ma te ase

[into-the-valley-of-unrest]

Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lord’s Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better

This is the most educational shitpost I’ve ever seen

[thatlittleegyptologist]

[vollmetall-deleting-deactivated]

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

[zkriiwewe]

Everything you see isn’t the colour you see it as. It is instead every colour EXCEPT the one you see. You perceive that colour due to that spectrum of light bouncing off the object and going zoorp into your eyeballs.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok this does genuinely piss me off actually

[ailithnight]

Your eyes also see things upside down but your brain flips it rightside up again.

And y’know how goats are known for having those horizontal eyes that twist around in their sockets so that they always see parallel to the horizon? Human eyes do that too.

[the-clouds-are-talking]

oh no this is much worse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is so much worse

[sixtynineinchnails]

[pen--pun]

The eyes weren’t straight and they were bothering me

[guooey]

[atlasblinked]

willing to share him

[boethiah]

if you knit then “to frog” means “to completely unravel a piece of work” so basically i read this as a threat to tear me limb from limb

[a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form]

reblog to tear a person from limb to limb

[pencilscratchins]

i was just about to publish a post that was entirely incomprehensible, even to me. i finished typing it and could not make sense of it, reading it back. and then i realized i could have posted it and at least 50 of you homosexuals would have been like “so true king” and reblogged it

[pencilscratchins]

fine the post was “as i’m a homosexual (gay), i drive an orange car and often, when i’m rolling along 95 wind out of my hair (my car has a roof thank you,) i wonder if people look at me and think ‘they’re running on lasagna and pussy’.” a useless sentence!

[headspace-hotel]

this is the first line of a great novel of mid century american literature

[hongjoongpresent]

No that's a beautiful sentence. So true king

[yayodolls]

full time job as a hopeless romantic

[transwarlock]

ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter

[frankensaint]

[peach-paradox]

But then one of them is going to stay alive and go after you

[thesnadger]

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

[thesnadger]

Update:

[jemthecrystalgem]

Oh fuck they’re inclusive ants, too?!?

[foxpunk]

Image Descriptions

[Image 1: A Screenshot of an invitation to a Facebook group named: “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony.” Under that is a post in the group that reads: “We reached the center of the Earth. Now what?” Four people commented saying one word each in this order: scurry, dig, work, melt. These words are in capital letters and have spaces between each letter.]

[Image 2: Another Screenshot of a post in the group that reads: “It has come to my attention that when we put the spaces in-between letters it makes it difficult for visually impaired ants to know what we’re saying and so I was wondering if we could try to make this group more accessible for them. (The text to voice can’t figure out what we are saying with the spaces) (Picture of an ant for attention)” This text is then followed by a close up picture of an ant.]

[Image 3: A screenshot of some comments on the post in Image 2. Five people commented: adapt, adapt, inclusion, love adapt, adapt. These words are in capital letters and have no spaces between the letters.]

End of IDs.

[sardonic-soprano]

Please do not reblog this post without image descriptions! The irony of sharing undescribed images that talk about inclusivity for the visually impaired is… Painful.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I’m in this group!! It’s great!

[helpicant-stop]

ADAPT

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

are you race-faking

RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????

[weaver-z]

Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you are NOT permitted to play that funky music

[mrn2electricboogaloo]

[mwagneto]

literally no other site has memes like tumblr. we fucking got ps5 trending just coz we all got obsessed with a random tiktok

[thesexiestselkie]

I'm so sorry but I have to say it. I have too I.'ve been keeping this inside too long. I hate Alexander Hamilton so much but I believe his dick had to be godly. There's no way he could of gotten away with half of the stuff he was doing without dicking everyone he knew out of their minds. I haven't slept in 48 hours.

[handsome-enemy-you-despise]

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[ice-ice-borg-deactivated2022030]

Tumblr

[ice-ice-borg-deactivated2022030]

Why isn't it doing the thing

[ice-ice-borg-deactivated2022030]

tumblr

[ice-ice-borg-deactivated2022030]

Still not doing it

[ice-ice-borg-deactivated2022030]

Hi tumblr

[ice-ice-borg-deactivated2022030]

Ooooof

[dirtblockpdf-deactivated2022050]

[tumblr]

[peach-paradox]

You're supposed to [tumblr] right?