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sdfo9ghe97fhg97ehf-deactivated2

This man’s face

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You can tell she has a Tumblr.

supersoftly

his face is my hero

judal-is-my-spirit-animal-deact

That poor man. I pity him having to deal with that level of stupidity.

frogmunist-deactivated20190724

Oh my fuck

r4cs0

Tumblr classics

r4cs0

katelyn-danger

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

katelyn-danger

Like, there’s literally nothing you can do to a sheep that’s as morally reprehensible as dumping plastic down the gullet of literally every other living thing. You wanna talk about animal welfare? Talk about reducing the amount of microplastics produced by rayon, polyester, and spandex.

Bruh plant-based sources of clothing exist and are better for the environment and don’t involve slicing an animal’s throat open please shut the fuck up you cunt

katelyn-danger

THE WOOL GROWS BACK

scoutsmoocrew

I know when I shear my animals I always make sure to slice their throat 😌

is-the-fox-video-cute

In the UK many farmers are resorting to throwing away or burning the wool from their sheep because the fleeces have so little value now that it’s not worth trying to sell them. Other farmers are switching to using sheep breeds that moult naturally as it costs more to sheer an individual sheep than it’s fleece is worth.

Meanwhile fast fashion brands keep pumping out clothing made of plastics that will permanently pollute the environment and shed microplastics everywhere.

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

The impact PETA has had on completely misinforming the public on where wool comes from is astounding.

This is all shearing a sheep involves. That’s it. It may be a bit confusing or uncomfortable, but it’s no more inhumane than giving a dog a bath. Most wool-bearing animals do not shed their wool naturally anymore and must be sheared to avoid suffering an incredibly slow death.

Nothing about wool production is cruel to the animals. No part of wool goes against veganism. Benefits the animal and benefits the people.

brunhiddensmusings

ive gotten a depressing amount of use out of th is image

non-suspiciousname

wool is literally cutting hair that’s all

bettydraperlookingpissed

goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

mediocrepresident

YES

fortangel

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

trilllizard666

Confidence Helps

advanced-procrastination

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

soratayuya

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

tilthat

TIL that in 2004, a comedian went on television posing as a Dow Chemical executive, taking responsibility for the Bhopal chemical disaster, and promising $12 billion in compensation to victims. Dow immediately denied the promise and apology, but their stock value dropped by $2 billion in 23 minutes.

via reddit.com

zvaigzdelasas

Mutuals do this

kaputalism

If you all don’t know about the Yes Men you really should check them out. They’re basically two generic looking white dudes who realized that by virtue of being generic looking white guys in Suits and being even moderately tech savvy in the early 2000s they could effectively con a wide variety of media outlets into thinking that they were legitimate representatives of whatever company they wanted, and utilized this platform mostly to critique and shame the companies they claimed to represent, and at the very least, severely publicly embarrass them, such as by offering to do a basic good thing and making the company go forward and publicly acknowledge something awful they caused AND openly admit that they refuse to take responsibility or to apologize of help, creating even more bad press for them and exposing them for the shit they are. Chaotic good shit.

wafflebloggies

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kaban-bang

wildhumanhasappeared

the what

thunderwhenhepurrs

*coughs* Friendly doll person here.

So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There’s your normal body, but there’s also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.

Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.

Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We’ve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.

This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there’s been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth — but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!

general-cerberus

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

antichrister

so nobody is going to mention the reference to the MLP cum jar???? 😭😭😭

invenblocker

I think we all silently agreed to pretend that just wasn’t there.

r4cs0

They always have the weirdest fetishes

theheavenlyfb

People would support them more if they didn't act like smug arseholes

foldingfittedsheets

God. So I’m trying to sell my old PC, a friend upgraded my set up so now I’ve got this PC going spare and just taking up space. Initially I didn’t have specs or the hard drive with it, which made it harder to sell but I’ve got all my ducks in a row now.

I spent like 2000 on it new but hoped to get just 200 for it now as it’s like seven years old. I got a message on Facebook Marketplace asking if I’d take 150. I said I was hoping to raise more school money than that, but that I’d take it. The guy then responded with a screenshot of an old public post I made asking if anyone had a second monitor for my school set up.

He presented it like this gotcha moment of like, “You claim you need money but you bought this monitor?!” And I was like what the fuck… so I said that my parents had gifted me a monitor and I hadn’t bought one. Then he was like well the bad news is I’m not gonna buy this but the good news is I’ll condescend to tell you as a buyer of electronics to sell it piece by piece because you’ll get more.

I was already creeped out by him trawling my Facebook and snapped. I said I knew I was selling it for less than it was worth because I don’t have the time to piecemeal it for parts and that his screenshot bullshit was creepy as hell and just blocked him. He’s still trying to send private messages. It started with “Don’t be stupid.”

I just want to sell a goddamn PC, what the fuck.

weonsinnombre

artificial-people-ai

Congrats, US, are we still wondering why we have mass shootings at schools?

cisnowflake

It's a fucking toy, you loser.

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pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

trilllizard666

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

pukicho

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

trilllizard666

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

boobachu

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

pukicho

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

hieronymus-botch

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

pukicho

You will die in 7 days

hokuto-ju-no-ken

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I