the homie blog

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[gengario]

[itslilacokay]

mikuposting., maybe just this once

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[cryptotheism]

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[dreadwedge]

“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.

[wickerobb-deactivated20250920]

I fear I start to like people so quickly

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[exploderizing]

I love how I just appeared here one day and people were like yeah okay I likr you

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. you're an intelligent and caring person, and you have a lot that you should be proud of. can you please drink a glass of fucking water

[loveridden1999]

just the usual

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board