Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)

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Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
I CHOKED ON FUNDIP
HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST
old (alien) diplomats and their (human) husbands
[A Supernatural episode where some sort of object from heaven has fallen into a specific town and it makes angels lose their inhibitions so there's like open angel fights in the streets, demands of worship from humans on pain of death, storms of frogs, that kind of thing. Sam naturally calls Cas to ask about it and he says he'll come check it out, but then when he learns what it's doing...]
Cas: Ah. Um. And Dean is with you?
Sam: ? Yes, man, obviously Dean is with me. [Exchanges a what the hell? look with Dean, who is listening]
Cas: (lying) I think....yes it would be better if I stay here. I need to....swap over the laundry.
Dean: [snatches the phone] Cas, will you just get the hell over here? People are dying! Your tighty-whities can wait. We can't even look at this thing without being arc of the covenant-ed.
Cas: (annoyed) Dean. The spell will affect me. I am still an angel.
Dean: I'm sure you can handle a couple of party drugs in your system. Get here. Now.
[Dean hangs up and turns to Sam]
Dean: What's Cas’s problem?
Sam: (puzzled, but not too concerned) I don't know. Maybe he's worried about losing his inhibitions?
Dean: Cas? Mr Uninhibited? The guy watched porn in front of us. He chats with people at the urinal. If he wasn't born into that coat, he'd have be letting it all hang loose from day one. What's he afraid of doing?
Sam: I don't know. He's weird. He's Cas. What I do know is [plot details].
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
CAT PARADE IS BACK
ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕
And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣
I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰
GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.
YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.
Obviously we're supposed to believe that Nie Huaisang was the mastermind behind it all (and that is a belief i share) but goddamn rip Huaisang if WWX is wrong and he really had no idea what was happening the whole time. Everything is just a coincidence but it just so happens every coincidence points a finger right in his direction. What a hilarious and horrifying scenario.
3zun
wow
Why was it called "Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation"? That name describes only one plotline.
Should've called it "A Tragedy of Jin Ling's Uncle". Covers pretty much all of the main plotlines.
Why the fuck tumblr app stopped working with VPN on? Just freezes over until you turn off vpn... No matter what country I use.
Can't follow Ao3 links from tumblr now (cause it requires VPN where I am).
Each update makes this app less and less usable >:(
Baggins of Hobbiton
"The Lord of the Rings: Appendices – Appendix C" - J.R.R. Tolkien
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
@kessavel
That's because this is Silmarillion
BEYOND obsessed with this house in fort worth, texas i mean
okay pretty normal, let’s look at the interior photos—
WHAT THE FUCK
here we see the first example of a pattern that will recur throughout the house, which is that once your eyes adjust to the bonkers dictator chic marble-and-gilded-everything, you notice some pretty egregiously shoddy workmanship. look at how that baseboard intersects with the outlet. look at how the marble… uh, thing on the wall (i was gonna call it a fireplace but it’s not a fireplace, i have no idea what that is) has gaps and weird angles wherever two pieces meet. it’s like they’re trying to recreate versailles on an ikea budget
i… don’t hate the kitchen. i mean, obviously it’s ugly and #toomuch and there was zero effort made to match the very modern appliances and sink to the cabinets, but still, i’m a sucker for a pass-through and a big sink with a window above it.
this ceiling Fucks but the wrinkly, uneven curtains and terrible caulking around the faux-column in the middle anti-Fuck
why did we suddenly completely switch aesthetics. why is there an old TV set into the wall at floor level. why is there a tiny set of doors next to it. why does the fireplace look like an asset ripped from the original dark souls. i feel a sinister presence sucking at my soul the longer i look at this photo
i feel like whoever designed this monstrosity started with the dining room and then once they’d finished it realized they’d blown half their budget on just this one room. it’s so overdecorated that the gaudiness feels intentional, like it’s a statement rather than a side effect of genuine tastelessness. i can applaud that.
here we have the antithesis of the dining room. i don’t know what this room is supposed to be but i hate it. i’m pretty sure everything in this photo literally came from ikea. there is a lack of commitment here and it is rancid
ladies, gentlemen, distinguished colleagues, we have now hit the cornerstone of any great tacky real estate listing: the heart-shaped bathtub! this one gets bonus points for being next to a gilded mirror and surrounded by bright red damask wallpaper. as a bathtub i’d give it a 1/10 because those angles look incredibly uncomfortable, but as a place to shoot my lover through the heart while wearing a gauzy fur-trimmed bathrobe before fleeing with our ill-gotten fortune i’d give it a solid 11/10
here we are with the lack of commitment again. this literally looks like the kitchen in my college dorm but with a weird fringey lamp and some curtains that are absolutely too long for their windows
again, the mix of styles here is just killing me. half damask wallpaper and carved wall panels, half normal-ass bathroom? really? isn’t there anything truly unhinged left in this house? anything truly opulent, decadent, off the chain, extravagant, gaudy—
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BAY BEE!!! THAT’S MORE THE FUCK LIKE IT!!! COMMIT! TO! THE! BIT! GO BIG OR GO HOME! IF YOU’RE GONNA STICK A CEILING DOME IN THE FOYER OF YOUR SUBURBAN TEXAS HOUSE IT HAD BETTER BE TWELVE FEET IN DIAMETER AND PAINTED WITH DOZENS OF FLOWERS OR ELSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE??
and finally, to close out the show, a reminder that this entire acid trip of a real estate listing took place in an ordinary, modern single-story house in texas, one with a backyard and utility boxes on the exterior walls and neighbors who may be blissfully unaware that they live mere feet from a yawning pit of madness.
i love tacky real estate listings.
all of you. every single one. has frostbite.
this is giving off a lot of ‘Old Wise Man Gives Vague and Unhelpful Speech Knowing He’s Gonna Die Soon’ vibes and I do not like it
nah nah chill I can get us in I know the bouncer
you sure mate
you sure
AW BUDDY NO I’M SO SORRY
I swear to god if even one of you ever made fanart of this
cool! that’s gross!
ARAGORN. LITERALLY CAUGHT FRODO. OUT OF THE AIR.
BELIMIR LET PIP AND MERRY TACKLE HIM. AND HIS FIRST CONCERN WHEN THEY WERE CAUGHT ON THE MOUNTAIN WAS THE HOBBITS. MEANWHILE ARAGORN WAS ALL OUT CARRYING FRODO.
NO OFFENCE BUT EVERYONE’S WILDLY STRONG PROTECTIVE STREAK OF THE HOBBITS IS MY FAVOURITE THING.
I have no memory of this place
I’m adding a rule to the drinking game take a shot every time you experience a meme real time
He’s been following us for three days
HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN THESE MINES. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR FOOD AND WATER FROM.
wait wait wait
Golem and Smeagol are the same guy?? they’re not two separate small grey angry creatures from different times in the series???
this angry huggable creature was not meant to cry and now I’m sad
aw bud. we’ve all been there.
HEY CAN I ASK WHY GANDALF’S SO READY TO BE MEAN TO THE HOBBITS LATELY
so I now know the creatures I hypothesised might be goblins are definitely orcs
I am only hoping I can live that down
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Jin Guangyao blinks before senses start to return to him. He blinks again at his father (how is he alive? shouldn't he be? should he?) who's looking at him expectantly. He turns his head and sees Lan Xichen (oh, Er-ge...) looking at him benevolently and beside him Nie Mingjue (oh, Da-ge...) frowning in displeasure but for once - not at him. And then he remembers. Everything. For a second his smile falls and his eye twitch, he's incandescently furious inside. Then the mask slips back. But he's changed.
He bows.
-Sect Leader Jin, this one is honored by your offer, but as you clearly stated before, this one's a whore's son and not fit to be in the Jin Sect. I acted on my own since I left the Nie Sect so all the deeds I may have done are beholden to me only. If Cultivational world sees fit to reward me, I will humbly accept on my own behalf.
He leaves and later receives his rewards but mostly withdraws, waiting.
When Wei Wuxian comes to find his Wens he intercepts and goes with him. They make it in time to save Wen Ning's life and many more prisoners than the last time.
He follows Wei Wuxian to Yiling but stops him from going to the Mounds.
-I was gifted the city of Yiling and some land around it, Wei-gongzi. There's no need to live in the graveyard.
He proceeds to sponsor Wei-Wen people, while coercing and manipulating Wei Wuxian in creating or doing all sort of things (like fixing the Nie's saber problem) until Wei Wuxian finds himself a well connected and supported Sect Leader of Yiling Wei Sect with two most able and ferocious advisors, and also a single father of a three-year old. Single until a very well written proposal to Sect Leader Lan goes from Yiling. Lan Wangji comes with courting gifts before the week ends.
Same year, after a Qin related scandal, Jin Guangshan is deposed as Chief cultivator. Meng Yao becomes the next one with the backing of all great sects and Yiling Laozu. Jin Sect doesn't get a break until Jin Zixuan becomes Sect leader.
This was home.
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The only two times we saw Crowley kissing something/someone was when he was losing them
ok so i'm crying now