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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES
that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
can i have the big nasties combo meal with a side of yuck
of course, and can i interest you in some ptooey sauce to go on top?
as if id say no!
my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents
uhmmmm not sure if theres one in this post.
this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????
just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far
I’m gonna do something meaningful with this pain like make a tumblr post of a song link and a gif that seemingly has nothing to do with the song
so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT
i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.
HE GONE.
WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.
*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.
You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.
My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.
What a way to learn you have a Vampire in the family.
Uncle Samuel
He destroyed his grave
yes
YES
The uncle is out
Gran was right, but the flowers were too little too late
THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯
i've been watching the japanese dub of yugioh dm for the first time and it's somehow even gayer than the 4kids dub. the dialogue here has been only slightly altered for comedic effect, lmao.
(this art was carefully referenced and color-picked using screenshots from the show. it counts as a study :b)
He spent his last moments losing arguments to college students.
when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird