Bro I Got An Idea

I post random ideas I have. Often related to fandoms.

[theoritacally]

The goobers reference page (Ignore the side profiles)

[theoritacally]

I love the MercyKilling ship. Just. So much.

It’s two people who are destined to die, with their deaths being foreshadowed early in our introduction to them.

It’s two people who love people so fucking much and get taken advantage of for it. Who pay for their love with their lives.

It’s two people who live their lives and do their work knowing that people’s lives are in their hands. One giving and one taking away.

It’s a school teacher and a wet work operative.

It’s the man who dies among the stars and a man whose final breath is filled with blood.

Ryland Grace and Tangerine you are so dear to me.

[house-of-wack]

I'm screaming look at the art of Ryland Grace and Tangerine the love of my life @xxteddybear-arsonist314 did 😭😭😭 LOOK AT THEM (I'm so happy you used leng ting btw love engerland slang)

[theoritacally]

I love the MercyKilling ship. Just. So much.

It’s two people who are destined to die, with their deaths being foreshadowed early in our introduction to them.

It’s two people who love people so fucking much and get taken advantage of for it. Who pay for their love with their lives.

It’s two people who live their lives and do their work knowing that people’s lives are in their hands. One giving and one taking away.

It’s a school teacher and a wet work operative.

It’s the man who dies among the stars and a man whose final breath is filled with blood.

Ryland Grace and Tangerine you are so dear to me.

[theoritacally]

Some Tangerine x Grace for the three other fans of this ship

[theoritacally]

My partner is vaguely threatening me over the ao3 curse.

[theoritacally]

Update: My partner is now a victim of the ao3 curse.

[theoritacally]

My partner is vaguely threatening me over the ao3 curse.

[valphron]

guess what. yup, i made fan art for a fanfic. its for a ryland x tangerine (from the bullet train movie) and its a beautiful fic (and ship). Check it out here. Give some love to the author!

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: Is corn a fruit?

Zora: What? Of course not, it's a vegetable.

Magna: It's a fucking cereal, what the fuck?

[theoritacally]

Charmy: It’s a grain you ignorant fucks!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[theoritacally]

If you can multiply a whole number (aka the numbers after the decimal point are zero) by 2 to get the number in question it is even.

If the number multiplied by two needs a .5 to get the number you are looking for, it is odd.

Any number that ends in the numbers 2, 4, 6, or 8 is even. If it is a multiple of ten it is even.

1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 are odd, as are any numbers ending in them.

0 is neither odd or even as it is the absence of anything.

If the number is negative then you just ignore the negative sign and act according to the above.

Finally got the initial point.

onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEvEn, twElvE, thirtEEn, fiftEEn, sEvEntEEn, ninEtEEn.

The rest follow a multiple of ten followed by the single digit number and thus have already been solved.

[theoritacally]

My super complicated guide for how to skip church as a pagan raised by two Methodist pastors:

- Present an idea for a new church ministry that requires set up during services, making sure said ministry caters to the older people of the church

- Go through all of the steps to gain funding for this new ministry

- Spend several months working on getting said ministry off the ground so it can begin functioning

- Happen to be in a church where the young people do not enjoy helping out with ministries they don’t get to have quality time with friends

- Be the only person working said ministry thus being able to skip the actual service because you are setting up during each and every service.

- Profit

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[theoritacally]

The urge to establish fanfiction exile.

Fan 1: Ugh I just read this fic on ao3 and it had so much gore!

Fan 2: Let me see.

Fan 1: *passes over clearly labeled Gore fic*

Fan 2: …. Exile.

Fan 1: What?

Fan 2: Only Wattpad fics for 3 months

Fan 1: WHAT?!

[theoritacally]

Rewatching Twisters - Javi and Storm Par I have beef with you. Serious beef with you.

The last time Kate was near a tornado she had a serious injury and was present for the deaths of three of her friends. Instead of acknowledging this and realizing that maybe, just maybe, you should let her be in a safe spot for the first one or two tornados, you throw her in the deep end.

Also the difference between the Wrangles and Storm Par in concerns to how safe their vehicles are for being near tornados? The signs for the ‘twist’ are very present.

[theoritacally]

Why does everyone close to Saiki woobify him. That is a sarcastic psychic who can and will call you a nuisance on a daily basis.

[ettle]

Consider: Joel as "the Chariot"

It's both a tarot card and a constellation, so we can maintain the celestial body motif while also making room for future winners via tarot

Upright: Victory, overcoming conflicts, moving forward

The Charioteer constellation is right next to the Gemini constellation

Car reference, obvs

Edit: Wild Life is arguably the 7th Life Series, and the Chariot is the 7th major arcana.