The Peanut Butter Bunny

I didn't choose the nerd life, the nerd life chose me.

[doublevampires]

if a crab was verified would it do it like this or like this

[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

[memes-that-get-reported]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Permit Crab; once attuned, a character may make one action or use an item that is normally not allowed by their alignment

[firefly464]

@fallingappleshurt

[godith024]

@osha-official-the-sequel

[osha-official-the-sequel]

I mean the guy has a permit what do you want me to do

[godith024]

I wanted to know if he was from your department 🙂

[osha-official-the-sequel]

No I think he’s a private contractor

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[smileyfolly]

yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i’ve had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it’s always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don’t know how tumblr works. how likes don’t give exposure. not even in a “oh, i know it doesn’t give exposure, but i’m still going to reblog anyways” way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn’t realize tumblr likes don’t work like twitter’s.

PLEASE please if you’re from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people’s art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog’s content in some way so people won’t potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST’S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

[deathbyotpin123]

WAIT THEY’RE REAL PEOPLE?! I’ve blocked several accounts so far because it was just “blanks space” and I assumed it was a bot.

FOLKS if you’re new, please, please, this is not like Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. Reblogging is the way to go. This is how we network on here. This is how you make mutuals. This is how you share new stuff with others.

You are also:

Encouraged to add your thoughts to the post

Engage in conversation freely

Express yourself in the tags if you don’t want to write in the post

In fact, write a god damn essay in the tags - we old members will read it, I promise - the limit on tags per post is insane anyway

Reblog the same thing as many times as you like. Like every time you see it, and you want to reblog it because it brings you joy - go for it!

[windewehn]

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

[smittenbutch]

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

[junkartie]

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

[bifacts]

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

[thepeanutbutterbunny]

New podcast alert

I'm starting a podcast. You known high performance habits? Well this is ground floor habits. Just like doing your best for normal people. Funny stories and advice on how to navigate adult situations.

I'm getting a few episodes in the can before I start publishing so if you have a topic you'd like discussed or a question email me at topofthecurvepodcast at gmail dot com

Top of the curve: Our best is a B-

[funny-tik-toks]

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[everythingfox]

He brought his own snack

(via)

[thepeanutbutterbunny]

Who is this?!?!? ❤️

[drharrisbonkersphd]

no more personality tests. new measure of a person is favorite player character from tazb, taza, and tazg

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[thepeanutbutterbunny]

I was reading a funny book and I laughed so hard that I got cry face and it turns out I'm holding a lot in right now and making cry face was the key to all it escaping even though the face was from laughing and now I am crying about *everything*

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists