hot mess express

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[dykehayleywilliams]

dude. parachute by hayley williams is SO fucked up…….

[ashenmind]

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women

[konoko]

[fujoshane]

during the blizzard mamdani also said "but don't check out the other books in the heated rivalry series because the characters are lacking the dynamic chemistry of shane and ilya" but the cameras didn't catch that

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[sarahwatchesthings]

I love British mystery shows set in beautiful peaceful quaint idyllic towns full of simple happy folk who are constantly murdering the shit out of each other.

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[fairycosmos]

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

[dogpuppy]

[blankspace-sydney]