PotatoMonger

Yes, it is I, The Potato Monger. How may I help you?

[denise-elviras]

''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

[slimewizaaard]

What if my soul isnt good enough?

[gumi-megpoidd]

what if it was?

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[ostolero]

top americanisms:

"smoke em if you got em"

"there's a sucker born every minute"

[ostolero]

[cutecipher]

hrt should be free and they should give it out at every medical clinic

[cutecipher]

[shepmakesthings]

🪅;; VIVA PIÑATA STAMPS!! ;;🪅

Requested by anon

I forgot this game existed wowee I should play it again sometime!!

LIKE+RBS APPRECIATED!!

Requests open 🐾

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[noknowshame]

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[important-cat-pics]

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[arinewman7]

Art Nouveau Brooch

Henri-Auguste Solié

gold, opal and diamond, c. 1900

[herpsandbirds]

Spent the last month watching a mourning dove nest grow up in my rosemary planter and wanted to share!

Cuties!!!

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[flythesail]

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

[thefroglab]

[orcboxer]

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

[orcboxer]

[beardedmrbean]

USA USA USA USA USA USA