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eastofshane

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

cloudabserk

he was bracing himself for bad news

sedicciardo

everyone in the league calling ilya an asshole meanwhile he’s apologizing to the bartender for his rowdy teammates, smiling politely at the nurse, playing mermaids with the kids, painting hayden’s kid’s nails and then his own nails to show them that boys can paint their nails too, getting excited over the team puppy, and then spoiling his dog rotten when he finally gets one. sorry but idgaf that he’s mean to grown ass men, they deserve it 😭😭

8nin

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

stuck-in-jelly

One of my favorite stories to tell about myself from when I was a kid is the story how my grandma’s “Catching Fairies” game was banned because of me

So when I was really little my grandma had this game she made up, she’d give me and all my cousins jars and containers and tell us that in her garden there were fairies but they were smart and tricky so they disguised themselves as caterpillars and butterflies and as grasshoppers and worms.

Whoever caught the most ‘Fairies’ won but we had to set them all free because they tended to the garden

One summer day my brothers were at the age they were dreading ‘girly’ stuff so I was playing alone

At this point I had met all the fairies in the garden and I was getting bored without any competition and with finding the same old fairies

But then just as I was begrudgingly heading back to my grandma with the same fairies as usual I found a new fairy!

I thought she was so beautiful! She was resting on the sparkly thread in the leaves and her black body gleamed in the sunlight, she had long legs and a cool red spot on her back

Excited I coaxed her onto my hand and was so giddy I found a new one! I rushed back to the farm house to show my Grandma and Dad, gently carrying my new friend.

But when my Dad and Grandma turned around to see what fairy I caught I saw the color drain from their faces and both of them freeze, I could tell something was wrong but didn’t understand

My dad congratulated me and asked me if he could see the pretty fairy, I let him but felt a little nervous seeing how terrified he looked as she moved into his hands from mine.

Slowly he walked back towards the door, my grandma clutching my shoulders then my dad LAUNCHED the fairy back into the garden which I thought was rather rude

Then we had a nice long talk about Black Widow spiders

stuck-in-jelly

Artistic recreation of my life flashing before my father’s eyes

afieldinengland

normal country latest

redsunrisinginthesky

theladymisandry

You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

weepylucifer

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

weepylucifer

not my best work

kermitlesbian

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

kermitlesbian

naamahdarling

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

eastofshane

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."

colorlessjay

Love how Dean can just say Cas' name all exasperated and Cas will do whatever the fuck he says

But Cas has to physically restrain Dean from doing something dangerous and stupid

They're so weird about each other

and-fishing-equipment

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread