I am very normal about the color green
my sister once talked about the color red for 2 straight minutes while sick.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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I am very normal about the color green
my sister once talked about the color red for 2 straight minutes while sick.
-breaks down the door, shaking and breathing heavily- Quick. we need to feminize Dabi. We need to make him more submissive, too. Please, it's the only way to save the planet. We have to feminize the evil twink.
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
Sir, this may be my circus, but I assure you those ARE NOT my fucking monkeys. That lion is mine though. Run.
My friend (one of the kindest, most creative people I've ever met): Yeah, he said he wants to date me but he says he can't.
My other friends: He's dated other people tho. What's stopping him?
Me (joined our school last year): Okay lemme get this straight, you've liked him for three years, everyone knows you like him, he knows you like him, he says he wants to date you but can't, and he's dated other girls?
My friend: ... yes.
Me & my other friend: *sighs*
When hantavirus fucks us all over and Trump doesn't do shit about it I hope we all remember that this isn't the end of the world. Humanity will continue living. Cause if we don't I fear a sudden spike in suicide rates.
Me explaining Parker, Alec, and Eliot to non leverage watchers:
"its two brothers and one of the brother's girlfriend, who is also the other brother's sister, and somehow its not weird."
he hacked them with a CLAM give my man a raise
haha nooo ao3 ur so sexy pls don't crash again
Unfortunately, Odysseus (ao3) is trapped at sea (not working AGAIN) so Penelope (tumblr) must face the suitors (real life)
WHERE IS AO3 YALL?!?!?! THAT'S MY PARENT WHERE DID IT GO
So I've looked and I couldn't find ANY fics of Hal getting Bruce pregnant??? If he has all that willpower and he's not using it to make men pregnant what is he even doing??? Anyways, if you have any fics for please lmk cause my brain is not functioning at a capacity that I can successfully write anything rn
Okay but like. What if Justice Lords had Hal too. What if...
Guys holy shit, it's happening, I'm WRITING!!! Shout out that one mod on the AO3 reddit page that suggested just writing our own fanfics while waiting
STEVE ROGERS WOULD PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF DONALD TRUMP!!!!!
and if I said the Thunderbolts are more of a family than the Avengers were