Misadventures of PuNkY

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MIIIIIILLLLLKKK

[ottermatopoeia]

Does anybody else tilt their head back and open their mouth in the shower sometimes like the chocolate fountain bird from that Adam Sandler movie or is it just me

[ottermatopoeia]

You know what I mean

[ottermatopoeia]

yes i am aware i have invoked the dark past of tumblr with this post and have now caused a great forgotten evil to resurface

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Everyone who contributed to me having to see this die

[stoneyboboney]

You have NEVER SEEN A VIDEO AS IMPORTANT AS THIS

[btsugarush]

Nobody:

Mfs when they put an egg in their instant ramen:

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[3nyasu3]

Team Rocket’s bed

[as-if-and-only-if]

Meowth alone on the bottom with Jessie and James up top

[isawa-koi]

[officialpokemonstuff]

I had no idea where this post was going and it’s so pleasant

[buchichu]

It went to the best place possible.

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[e-102]

LMFAOOO IF YOU BEAT RE4 REMAKE ON hold on i can’t even type rn im losing my fucking mind

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[meow-moment]

[memewhore]

[r0zeclawz]

this is just how you make mutuals in this website

[escuerzoresucitado]

The Gag Writer Keyboard

An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick.

[protoindoeuropean]

[ihatepissvortex]

ah fuck i gotta delete an entire sentence better just

[ghminerals]

Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

[trappedinavelociraptor]

#don't

[sailorsun546]

[elfwreck]

[weaselle]

the communication on this hellsite (affectionate) is an ecosystem

[scantysama]

first day on Tumblr I see

[do-you-have-a-flag]

partway into zooming in on my phone to see Elton John better at the concert i just ended up taking a little fancam footage of percussionist Ray Cooper because the pure VIBES of this performance

[kibumkim]

Confirmed: Netflix Unveils First Details of New Anti-Password Sharing Measures

After months of warning subscribers that anti-password sharing measures were coming to Netflix, the company appears to be finally set to unl

[bearded-shepherd]

Netflix out here helping people move towards piracy

[thegaymertrainer]

[yddaw]

[cityrun]

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[cityrun]

in my minds eye

[cityrun]

[theonlydrewboo]

🥴🥴🥴🥴

[indirectly]

when your hole is getting destroyed