Falling Means You're Trying

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[heyepiphora]

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[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

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[tyleroakley]

Finally, I can be me.

[theherocomplex]

I’M YELLING

[dictacontrion]

the best twitter exchange of the week has an update: 

[argumate]

as god is her witness she will get you laid and comprehensive healthcare

[cipheramnesia]

The future liberals want.

[helloitsbees]

[magiccereal]

Look if I were the prince of Denmark in the late middle ages and the ghost of my father appeared and told me to avenge his death I would have gotten the fuck out of there with my gay lover from university and never looked back

[magiccereal]

rip to Hamlet but I’m different

[illiterateagenda]

i hate that the true crime community is filled with so many freaks who stan and woobify literal serial killers like. i wanna know about art heists. identity theft. forgery. money laundering. prison breaks. elaborate scams. spies. secret political deals. bank robberies. where is the pizzazz? the showmanship?? the originality??? all i get is racist white men going around killing people because they hate women and im TIRED

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

facts are jameela jamil and lizzo are doing some of the most important and groundbreaking work in terms of challenging body norms and disordered eating - work that is WELL overdue in that industry - and regardless of ur opinion on them personally, regardless of the fact that yes they r still part of the inherently flawed capitalist institution of celebrity, regardless of missteps they might make along the way (bc they are human and also under way more scrutiny bc they’re both women of colour), what they are doing will, with no exaggeration, save lives

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My headphones are IN… WHYYYY are you TALKING TO ME

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

anyone else got problems

[beaky-peartree]

no you’re the only one

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

ok. sorry

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[baconandvibrators]

Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.

[totalinsanity4]

Ahhhhhhhh this is adorable

[ratica]

you're welcome

[baebly]

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

[anxietyproblem]

[behind-the-student]

My therapist: you need to trust yourself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what's your favorite book :)

super love that notepad that lets me murder people by writing their name

[cromslowglogbob]

I was eating pretzels and just. Stopped chewing

[jewish-tutter]

[aynenbiakillisensin]