Evan The Queen

Pansexual • He/Him/His • 16 years old • Conspiracy Theorist • Kinky F*ck • Loves cats a lot • Also loves his mom a lot, but don't tell her

[froggysovereign-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr.

[alicexz]

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

[littleyoshi4]

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

[birdnerdpearl]

Yes.

[chubbymon]

What? How? O_O

[chocolate-kitty-cats-blog]

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

[whattheactualheckishappening]

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

[claudia-elliott-figueroa-deacti]

Waaaaat

[claudine1233-deactivated2020081]

Yup

[mew-mew-mothertrucker]

I’m doubting

[romanochez-deactivated]

I call bullshit

[romanochez-deactivated]

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

[jisoosrainbow]

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

[jisoosrainbow]

It’s the same as it was on my dash

[jisoosrainbow]

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

[aciidity-p0p]

How the fuck

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[jaya4life]

confused

[thesoundofmadness]

It didn’t work??

[evesbeve]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

[spideylilparker]

[sp00ks-odyssey-deactivated20250]

it doesn;t work

[cheese-greater-official]

Confusion let’s see

[falling-out-trees-101]

it didn’t work for me :(

[blaruto]

I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part

[i-want-cheese]

To me, the moral of Moana is that only women can help other women heal from male violence. 

The movie starts with the idea that the male god who wronged Te Fiti must be the one to heal her. This seems to make a certain sort of intuitive sense in that I think we all believe that if you do something wrong you should try to make it right. But how does he try to right it? Through more violence. Of course that failed. 

It was only when another woman, Moana, saw past the “demon of earth and fire” that the traumatized Te Fiti had become (what a good metaphor for trauma, right?) and met her with love instead of violence that she was able to heal. Note that they do the forehead press before Moana restores the heart, while Te Fiti is still Te Kā. Moana doesn’t wait for her beautiful island goddess to appear in all her green splendor before greeting and treating her as someone deserving of love.

Moana is only able to restore the heart because Te Kā reveals her vulnerability and allows Moana to touch her there. Maui and his male violence could only ever have resulted in more ruin.

[visibilityofcolor]

@i-want-cheese

This is a touching anaylisis but it’s extremely racist as not only have you completely ignored the whole point of Maui’s character, but have managed to incriminate a man of color on a tumblr wide scale.

First of all, Maui’s character does not represent male violence—it represent human greed. Maui did not take the heart because he is a man, and Te-Fiti is a woman. He took it because the humans asked him to. The humans asked Maui to do everything for them, not caring how greedy or selfish their requests were and in the end it was Maui who suffered for it. Maui is supposed to show the flaw of humanity.

This has nothing to do with sexism, it has everything to do with the fact that Maui gave and gave to the humans who could never stop being greedy. Moana giving the heart back wasn’t supposed to be her “making up” for the male violence that Maui represents. It was her making up for the greed she and her people represent. It was touching however because yes it was an important moment between two women, but you missed the point and you’ve come off racist and very disrespectful to a culture at that.

Yes, Moana is an empowering movie for women, especially women of color. But the last thing this is about is Maui being an abuser/rapist or whatever. That is not the point of Maui’s character.

And to assume so is racist. You are a white woman completely dehumanizing a man of color and ruining his image because of how you see him. And other white girls here on tumblr have happily picked up that image and interpretation and rolled with it. Maui’s character is now seen as an abuser or as someone who is violently because of white girls here on tumblr—which it doesn’t surprise me. (an in a historical context this is even MORE racist because white women would always make Maui’s people out to be savages and abusers etc., simply because of the color of their skin and their culture so yea, this is bad).

You can see the morality of the movie however you want, but do not be disrespectful toward a character and in this case a culture.

@i-want-cheese Please don’t write this off as another “butthurt comment” or “male guilt”, because this is really messed up. I see how you’re brushing off some other people’s comments and I honestly hope that you don’t see mine the same way because this is an issue I think you need to face/realize. You are being racist and brushing it off isn’t going to change that. the 

[kekepuaa]

@visibilityofcolor THANK YOU FOR THIS. As a Polynesian woman, reading that post and other replies painting Maui and even Tui as aggressive and violent men had me feeling some type of way, especially since White people have always regarded Polynesian men in such a manner.

I’ve thought about replying because I’m tired of seeing these kind of “Moana is a feminist movie” posts collect hundreds of notes despite the fact that these posts always conveniently fail to mention Pasifika people, but it always stressed me out, so thank you.

As an aside, Maui taking Te Fiti’s heart and Moana restoring it was symbolic of environmental preservation. Because the people who inspired Moana–Pasifika people, not just Polynesian–are always affected first when the environment is threatened. Our way of life is greatly influenced by the ocean and we believe that if you take care of the ocean, she will take care of you.

[visibilityofcolor]

You’re very welcome.

This is insight for me as well (as I wasn’t aware that the movie also came fro the culture of the Pasifika people), and does give a very important perspective. I do agree with you, this movie is about environmental restoration, not some white fem bullshit.

I tried over and over again to explain to I-want-cheese about how she was being racist, but she responded by blocking me and other poc who called her out (even other polynesian people). People to this day are still trying to explain that she is being racist and culturally insensitive but she ignores us.

I’ve made a few posts about this, hoping that people realize how problematic it is to agree with i-want-cheese.  Explaining to her racist white ass that this was problematic was like explaining to a bird. She wouldn’t listen and neither would have of her racist friends.

Sorry you’ve had to see this on your dash every so often, but I’m glad my portion of the post is starting to get around. (reblogged to the wrong blog at first lols)

[nadine-usagichan]

dang reblogging this as a correction for the very first reblog. this why feminist analysis always needs to be intersectional

[xyinx]

My heart just cried

[brunhiddensmusings]

the portrayal of Maui is super important here, the disney crew put a LOT of effort into getting him right because he IS a crucial figure to an entire culture- basically a cross between a central religious figure and superman so handling him poorly would be catastrophically disrespectful there are basically only two parts of Mauis legend that they flub- they only tell half of the story of when he was abandoned as a baby, and they skip over that stealing the heart of Te-Fiti so he could give it to humanity was the legend in which he dies yes, canonically Maui dies in his quest to give gifts to humanity, its an important element of why Maui is such a profound character, not just ‘man who hurt someone’ strawman it gets worse when you discover the OTHER legend they fudged, the story of his birth, reinforces this. Mauis mother had several (Hawaiians only say three, new zealand says five) sons, all named Maui, so when she had ANOTHER son she named him Maui as well, but then cast him into the sea for there was no way she could support another son. the gods did not save Maui, as Moana says, instead they return him to his mother and say she must give him a chance. to which his mother states that for her to take care of him this infant must remove the roof from her house by throwing spears at it. that is the story of Maui the skillful, abandoned as an infant and then immediately told that he must PROVE his worth, after which all he ever does is prove his worth

his brothers mocked him for being a poor fisherman, he crafts a fishook from a jawbone and proceeds to raise new islands from the sea the sky is so low the trees bend, maui raises it for everyone, then fills the new sky with wind

the sun flies so quickly there is not enough time in the day to do the labors for everyone, maui has to lay traps for each of the suns many feet, chase after it as it was slowed, and then threaten to chop its legs off if it would not slow down

he then due to the complaints of the now longer dark night creates the moon and is upset his creation will not please humanity for it does not make sufficient light, then shows it to the sun so that it may learn how to be bright maui was credited with having invented as gifts for humanity the outrigger canoe, stone tools, and seaworthy boats that had no mast or sails. he was credited with inventing tattoos as a gift to dogs, however humanity is still not content so maui descends to the land of the dead to ask the secret of creating fire from the grandmother, who kept it hidden in her fingernails. he dropped the fingernail in the water as he tried to return to the land of the living, came back for another, dropped it as well, and went through all ten fingers and toenails untill he had to then interrogate birds the grandmother had shared the secret with to tell him how

a monstrous eel tried to put the moves on his wife, and again maui had to prove his worth to reclaim her by breaking the monster eel’s spine, shoving him into the ground to create the first coconut tree, the single most useful thing for polynesian life, as a gift to humanity yet again Maui, as a mythological figure, did nothing but give from the day he was born. he gave humans tools, land, fire, boats, light, the wind, everything except life itself and he even tried to give them that- and it killed him, he was bitten in two a crucial part of Maui as a legend is that he failed, its literally part of the point, also that he was driven to prove himself endlessly to the (during his life) ungrateful. do not try and drag Maui, its disrespectful on a level i cant express thank the man, you asshole Moana succeeded where he failed, for she saw that she did not have to prove herself. the whole movie up untill then she was trying to put on a brave face (there was literally a cut song ‘warrior face’ where maui teaches her Haka), shout her courage, announce to the world at large that she WILL do the thing and fix the world and be the hero, just like Maui

its easy to miss, she stopped trying to prove who she was to anyone, there was nobody she needed to prove herself TO she just WAS herself, and that brought her peace

[randomslasher]

Oh man…this is why it’s so important to hear the perspectives of the peoples actually represented. When I was reading through this, the first part seemed to make a lot of sense on the surface, but I could *never* have imagined how racist that perspective was. It makes so much more sense now. Thank you to the folks in this thread who were willing to take the time to share their perspective so that oblivious folks like me could do a little more to chip away at our own internalized racism. 

(Also the story of Maui is heckin’ sad, gosh :( )

[shadowkat678]

What Slasher said. I was ready to reblog right at the first part. I never considered this. Thanks to everyone else on this post for sharing.

[feminismandmedia]

For anyone not aware, @/i-want-cheese is a hardcore TERF, so that gives another perspective to their language used above.

[sockatine]

YALL THANK YOU FOR ALL THESE ADDITIONS

[therealboievanuel]

Thank the amazing and good boy, for fuck sake.

[bogleech]

man I wish the original movie was more like this disney cruise line stage musical, who knew fucking Woody Toy Story actually had the biggest banger of a threatening villain-esque disney song?!

[bogleech]

Musical Woody shrinks that wretched boy with his haunted doll witchcraft and we never see him undo it

[therealboievanuel]

You know, i never thought i will say "Fuck im gay for Woody" in my short life but

Here we are

[vvhack]

[therealboievanuel]

Literally give me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[gingerlovesio]

I’m so done

[theartistformerlyknownasmma]

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

[thegreenpea]

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

[kayas-wife]

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

[endertrender]

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

[natelove]

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Damn you

[sword-and-nightingale]

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

[guiltiest-gear]

Is this fucking number discourse

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

Do you have an issue with that?

[guiltiest-gear]

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

[guiltiest-gear]

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

[gecko-lizzard]

Uhh I’m sorry the what

[guiltiest-gear]

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

[coffeeandcrown]

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

[lem-hhn]

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

[mens-rights-activia]

This post should be illegal

[anonymous-elf]

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

[therealboievanuel]

What the actual fuck is going on

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[therealboievanuel]

If Grace doesn't find a girlfriend in season 2, after Reginald goes back home to hell, than whats the point??

Like, can you imagine two cool af moms taking care of the kiddos???

[therealboievanuel]

So, what happened at my first pride parade, you ask?

So, last year I was at my first pride parade, yay!

Tbh it was great, made 2 friends that I adore with all my heart, got myself a trans flag, it was just a fun experience!

Except...

So, this one girl with a bi flag comes to me, kinda just stares at me and then scowls and says "You should go, already enough people think being gay is an illness, we don't need an actual disabled person to make them think they are right."

I'm just so??? Confused?? I ended up running over her foot with my wheelchair, but-

Ye, it was still fun! But whoever that girl was? You were not fun-

[therealboievanuel]

GOOD OMENS WHO???

Ya'll people be talking about your Crowley and your Aziraphale

But I present to you, Petronel and Uriáš. The same fucking energy, also with a lot of gay chemistry.

This stupid ass czech movie was my CHILDHOOD.

[therealboievanuel]

You know what scares me?

In my head, I always saw Connor acting to Ev like Leonard (Harold) acted to Vanya at first

Its adorable, but then again I never want to see Ev and Con go the way Van and Leo went-

That is all!

[theinvisiblespoon]

Adam and Eve bought

Knowledge

For the small price of a little

Sin

They also lost eternal life

But what's fruit without the pits?

Apples don't have pits.

I am the

duke~

and it's high time that I dropped in

And since you haven't puked yet, we'll know they're wrong when they call you sick

It's

Unicorn horns

And

DRAgon Tails

Roman's dull creativity

If you want the spectrum

A to Z

Then you'll needalittlehelp from me...

From Unicorn Porn to

Rats Impaled

I give these thoughts

Generously

If you really wanna challenge your

ViewerSHIP

Then you need to stop

Limiting me.

What in the s*** have I been drinking?

It's fine

It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!

AL-RIGHT

You've GOT to STOP this guy from SINGING!

I love how hard you try,

It's so cute!

Let's resume

SURE,

People don't like me much, Thomas,

But that's only just cause I'm honest,

Good and bad is all made up NON-SENSE—

Bro, I'm gonna WHIP YOUR BUTT!

Do ya promise?

Thomas.

Speaking of honesty, recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge...

HE SAID

"You're wanting to be more

Honest,

And be di-rect dealing with your

Iss-use,

No longer will you deceive yourself about the

UGLINESS

within you."

NEAT!

You wanna face facts?

I've got one,

Your late night thoughts get

Pretty sick, dude,

If you shared those musings with your friends,

I doubt they would forgive you.

EVEN THOUGH!

Ev-

-ery-

-BOD-

-y

Sins,

Ev-

-ery-

-BOD-

-y

Diiiiiies,

Why deny yourself knowledge,

saaaaaaaaaAAAAYYYY,

KNOWLEDGE OF YOURSELF.

You don't need to feel ashamed with your

Dear old Duke,

You need not feign decency,

You see this house on fire?

I see it too,

Cause you've got a fiend in meeee,

SO

Clap your feet and

Stomp your hands and

Dance off your booty cheeks!

You can then

Bet your bottom

I'll still be around, when all your loved ones leave!

Imagine with me

Lick-ing-the blowhole of a dolphin

Your-best-bud trapped inside a coffin

Your-grand-ma choking on a lozenge

Your-pet-dog stuffed inside a sausage

These sorts of things are only thought in

The MIND of a MAN whose SOUL is truly

Rotten,

So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten,

Cause

YOUR HEAD'S

NOT IN

The gutter, pal,

IT'S IN

Hell

Heeeeelll

Hellllllllllll

The kind of

Mind you'd

Only find in

HELL.

[therealboievanuel]

This was a ride from start to finish.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[yourbrothershotfriend]

NEVER play with this one, always reblog

[fandomnationwhore]

Reblog I guess

[therealboievanuel]

Im too hecking terrified, i need to do this.

[therealboievanuel]

I have some MLP next gen ocs

So

Take them!

This is Jawbreaker (he/him)

Parents: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie

Talent: Boxing

Jawbreaker, the bad boy of the PinkieDash family and a known prankster in the town. He plays the bad, emo boy only because he wants to be taken seriously, you have no idea how many times ponies asked him to "do something funny" like he is Pinkie, or just her copy. He also has a huge crush on Bright Skies but he keeps it hidden.

Paragon (they/them), my sweetheart!

Parents: Rarity and Zephyr Breeze (Adoptive)

Talent: Spraying on walls.

Paragon may be silent most of the time, but god are they a sweet talker. There is a reason why they never got in trouble for all the rebel shit they have done.

My sweet lil' Bright Skies (she/her)

Parents: Songbird Serenade and Lightning Dust

Talent: Being a stage producer. (She works for Mercury!)

Being in the spot light all her life (from her mama being a singer,her mom being a Washout and all that) and on top of that having social anxiety really didn't help her with making friends. Her only friend as of now is Jawbreaker, and even then Bright Skies seems to be scared of having long conversations with him.

My lil talented, kind Mercury (he/him & they/them)!

Parents: Coloratura and Flash Sentry

Talent: He is a singer, boiz.

Mercury, the sweet boy who tries to raise as much money as he can for charities. If he ever see's any news saying he is only a stuck up child who tries to be liked by giving money to others, he tries harder to help. He doesn’t want to be seen as the bad guy. If he can’t be a hero like the mane 6, he will be a hero in his own way.

Also, he is one of the most LGBTQ+ known teenage celebrities in Equestria as of now, unlike the mane 6 kids, Mercury doesn’t really shy away from being out!

And finally, my bat baby Hasty Swirl (He/him, but honestly he couldn't care less about the pronouns others use for him).

Parents: Applejack and Fluttershy

Talent: Dancing! He is the background dancer for Songbird Serenade as of now.

The flirty and confident son of the Elen of honesty and element of kindness. Or is he? Hasty is a lot more complicated then he seems. He doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions very well, but that may be because his moms were never really there. Too busy saving Equestria or too busy with the farm. He plays confident and like he knows what he is doing, only to get others off of his back.

Also, he has the biggest crush on Mercury! As much as Hasty seems confident and put together, he is a mess when it comes to his feelings.

If you have any questions about them, feel free to ask! I love talking about these 5!

[therealboievanuel]

So, i fell asleep at 4 am. Absolutely normal.

Turns out that i dont remember what happened before i fell asleep. Now i really do understand why my friends and family want me to sleep.

I turn into a monster when i havent sleept for 2 days and im also high on coffee. Im really sorry, my dear friend-

[milkacchan]

PTSD bonding

Request for anon: KLAUS AND FIVE BONDING OVER PTSD SHIT??

DUH???

- Honestly five didn’t know, he really didn’t know what Klaus was going through. If He had, he would have been more understanding. 

- He doesn’t realize until he drops a plate and Klaus freaks. 

- “You too huh.” 

- He helps Klaus to the couch and apologizes for dropping the plate and just starts talking. 

- “I saw all of your dead bodies. I saw everything I loved lifeless. Honestly I’m surprised I’m even alive.” 

- Explains everything about the people he shot, how he felt when he did it. 

- Klaus joined in too. 

-”I met a guy. I couldn’t save him. I watched him die.” 

- Talks about the war 

- Talks about being locked up when he was a kid 

- And being tortured

- The two end up with drinks 

- A lot of them.

[therealboievanuel]

Guys i didnt wait.

Im drawing Crowley! Connor and Aziraphale! Evan right now.

[therealboievanuel]

Why the hell don't we have a Good Omens AU with treebros yet???

Guys, c'mon, don't be scarety cats. Give me Crowley! Connor and Aziraphale! Evan.

Do it plz

Update: Hey, hey guys-