the rivalries? theyre getting heated

also live-blogging most Sirens games probably (wee-woo) main: @ladybugsandlattes

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

btw i am on team "there aren't only ~350 (or fewer) woho players in the entire world who can rise to the challenge of the pwhl and expansion is not even coming close to 'diluting' the talent pool, and implying so is shitty to women as a whole and worldwide woho players specifically"

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

expansion is not diluting the talent pool, it's giving more already extremely good athletes opportunities to play in a great league with half decent pay and develop further. 12 teams is not coming CLOSE to the limits of the high level women's hockey worldwide talent pool. do you have so little faith in women?

[grantmentis]

Like idk man it’s crazy I’m looking at every PWHL teams instagram and I don’t see a single highlight reel for any of the players picked including first round players but I do see them pretending to put on lip gloss and mascara. Now that I’m not hyperfocusing on what picks are coming up next this is pissing me off more. What the hell

[grantmentis]

Not to be that guy but I don’t love the like post draft media / photo shoot stuff for players being them pretending to put on makeup for most of them

[pharmersonly]

these excerpts from hilary knight takes control: her identity, her dreams and the fight for what’s next come to mind

[werewolf-transgenderism]

offseason t-shirt that says "I MISS MY TERRIBLE SPORTS TEAM"

[girlaquarium]

problem 1: a team with a non-cis person has drafted a transphobe

problem 2: ny has No Goalie

solution: give cj to the sirens

[werewolf-transgenderism]

they had to put Abby Roque in Montréal because if she'd been on the Sirens with Kalty the two of them would have invented penalties never before conceived by the human mind. just living in the penalty box the whole time

[willtalkssports]

Hi Pou what address do I mail me knee too

[predictablesloth]

“the wife line is a throuple” “abby is their daughter” WRONG

This is the wife line:

[hyenabeanz]

Hell yeeaaaah

[ticklefighthockey]

I do still feel deeply called to omega/omega in a lightly dystopian verse… both of them Dealing With It in very different ways

[ticklefighthockey]

come with me… hold my hand for a moment.

their secret relationship would be less of a career-ending scandal if it got out and more of a humiliating (and/or titillating) punchline that forever overshadowed everything else they accomplished. also shane has his sponsors (#hissponsors #hisbrands) to think of.

re: the hayden rumors I think ilya definitely believes them because why wouldn’t he? shane always gets quiet and changes the subject when it comes up. and ilya knows how things are, especially if you’re a good omega like shane and you haven’t spent your whole career intentionally pissing alphas off. he definitely prods shane with mean comments about it sometimes when he’s feeling jealous or off. and shane just absorbs it because like. he’s used to it. he knows what people think. what even ilya thinks of him, apparently.

shane suppresses the hell out of his cycles except for the league-mandated twice a season heats. he also always always always wears a scent patch on the ice so he can smell as neutral as a beta. like maybe they’ll forget. ilya does not because fuck that. he won’t let them forget. rozanov’s unsuppressd scent is a league joke—everyone agrees that it’s repulsive, disgusting, a total turn-off (though shane privately wonders why, if they all find ilya so unfuckable, they never shut the fuck up about what they’d do if they had rozanov on his knees or hanging off their knot).

if we want to add… a delicious twist… this could be a winner’s room verse…

[carpysmiles]

chaos

[pharmersonly]

yelling

[twirlingfreckles]

It’s January 2005. Bella Swan is starting as a junior at Forks High School. Shane Hollander is in 8th grade and he’s listening to Take This To Your Grave on the iPod he got for Christmas.

[twirlingfreckles]

elsewhere, Cliff Marlow is playing very mid hockey, unaware that he has less than 18 months left of his human life

[pwhl-mybeloved]

beautiful women named canadian tire are trying to contact me

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[smokingrozanov]

Vampire Shane who won’t drink human blood for ethical reasons & human Ilya who is like oh my god Hollander you’re so boring 🙄 you should just feed from me I’m literally giving you permission. Shane is like Ilya I can literally hear the blood rushing to your penis when you say that

[gummywilliam]

LAILA EDWARDS YOU 🫵 ARE A SAN JOSE [NAME PENDING]