the seeds come out of the fire

another Expanse side blog

[minty-apricot]

[demilypyro]

do not call me oomf you are my opponent

[demilypyro]

I am NOT charmed by your whimsy and free spirit. quit making a fool out of yourself and fight me to the death

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

A breif list of new Star Trek spin off ideas me and my friend came up with while slacking at work

Intergalactic masterchef: hosted by sisko and piccard, where different aliens compete making different alien dishes

Actually make a klingon opera

Shark tank with ferangi

Doctor who with a trill as the doctor

Klingon dating show

Romeo and juliet remake where Romeo is a romulan and juliet is a Vulcan

Obsidian order movie, why have they not made this

Tos: the musical, they've redone it so many times, it's about time they took it to the stage

The Kai Winn show, either a prequel of her rise to power or Kai Winn returns showing an epic duel between her and sisko with the pa wreiths or something, either way she should have an affair with luxawna troi for the culture

Inside the borg cube: slice of life sitcom showing life in the borg cube, perfectly harmonized laugh track

The joy of painting with data

Young dukat but it's a shot for shot recreation of young Sheldon only with Sheldon replaced with young gul dukat

Regular road trip through the US show with the voyager cast, just as many casualties

Home repair show hosted by Scotty and Obrien, they don't agree on anything

Every alien race has an office remake, but they're all based on the original borg one

Prank show hosted by Jake and nog

The price is right, jeopardy and family feud all hosted by quark

A build a bear line of the animals from Star Trek, like alfa 177, trill but like the worm, the whales, ect.

[kropotkindersurprise]

There's nothing worse than half-dead racht for your romantic dinner

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek Deep Space Nine "Cardassians"

Bonus, Perky Lizard:

[defconprime]

Frakes and Dorn

[thesnailfromouterspace]

The addiction continues

[encounteratnearpoint]

I love how every time Data does something super illegal like commandeering the ship or breaking an important rule Picard is always just like "Awe it's ok Data <3 everyone makes mistakes :)"

[palpablestupor]

My submission for the @startrekswimsuitspecial - The single remaining photo of the elusive Gold Trunks 🩲💛 Go download the zine now, it's completely free!

Bonus:

[cmo-sunny]

in the 'Q never got his powers back' AU

[vampirekoolaid]

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[attiredpan]

@jay-trekking pspspsps Alexander's messy abandonment issues core song

[jay-trekking]

Damn if this doesn’t sum him up exactly

Some stand out lyrics:

‘I grew up prentendin’ sticks were little guns, I would point ‘em at my dad, and he’d get mad’

‘I’d hurt anyone I could. Anyone who got too close and who wouldn’t look’

‘I was born into a one-hundred-year storm’

‘Malcontented and unwarm,

You were unsuspectin’, not unwarned’

‘You’re puttin’ money on red, I’m a sure bet at a losin’ streak’

‘’Cause it gets harder to see me the close you try to look’

‘Have you ever shared some closeness, so exposed. To have it spit back by someone?’

‘I’m left starin’ at the ceilin’, listin’ reasons you should pack all your shit up’

[rikerxworf]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION ↳ when Worf dresses up (´ ꒳ ` ✿)

[sirnoblesquid]

Mr. Princess

I have nothing else to say

[theroclnante]

and if i said Alexander / Ch'targh 20k enemies to lovers then what

[theroclnante]

but c'mon when Alex says "I am called Rozhkeno" and Ch'targh says "I will call you whatever I please, and you will learn to like it!" what was the intent there?? Sir can you hear yourself?? Hello??

[theroclnante]

"he called dibs so fast no one else had a chance"

you see the vision you see it

[shoreleave]

You don't have to pretend with me.

[cosmic-deeds-undone]

You know what I wish we got to see in DS9?

Bajorans with religious trauma.

Bajorans who get visibly uncomfortable when someone says they’ll pray to the Prophets for them.

Bajorans who actively dodge or slap away a monk’s hand going to grab their ear.

Bajorans who take the long route on the Promenade to avoid going past the temple.

Bajorans who cringe a little when non-Bajorans try to relate to them by talking about the things they learned about Bajor’s religious culture.

Bajorans who have been disowned my their families for not strictly following the teachings of the Prophets.

Bajorans who still keep their old religious artifacts and texts because they feel weird about getting rid of them.

Bajorans who get irritated or even angry when their friend/family member won’t do something to help themselves because “the Prophets will take care of them.”

Bajorans who were always told the Prophets loved them and would protect them, but grew up with lots of evidence to the contrary.