straight guy more like straight gay

Hi I'm Connor / Formerly mrtimmysdad/ 16 years old / Passion for puns / More noble than the right side of the periodic table

[melonboyy]

[cantcolonizethispussy]

wow what a wholesome meme i love it

[eroscestlavie]

she looks like the woman named margaret who sits in the front of the office and has a betty boop calendar and usually is a little stressed out because no one ever puts the outgoing mail in the right place and she’s not really great with this whole “google docs” thing yet but she always remembers to fill up her candy jar with peanut m&ms in seasonal colors and when she finally retires this whole place will fall apart probably 

[isakeijser]

get to know me ≡ gone girl; what are you thinking? how are you feeling? what have we done to each other? what will we do?

[hercampusmountholyoke]

Life's a Game: 3 Fun Apps to Improve Your Life

Yes, technology can distract us from the real world, for better or worse, and the number of hours we spend staring at a screen per day (more than 7 on average) is alarming. But technology is built to be helpful and to make managing our hectic lives a little easier.

Struggling to be productive, especially as finals approach? Here are 3 fun apps to improve your life and your productivity.

[iraffiruse]

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

true ally

[har-mon-ica]

Addict With A Pen - twenty one pilots

[culturenerds]

[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[onlyhughmannhere]

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

[fakenails]

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

[agentstarkrodgers]

Reblog when you get it…

[yongmalyang]

THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[jasperislington]

[britneyqueers]

THE LOAF HAS FALLEN

[thebestoftumbling]

[shinygoku]

thebestoftumbling:

big doggo afraid of tiny poof ball

[renaissanceenby]

he must be careful not to hurt the smol meows

[avocados-and-avocadonts]

why he scream

[skookumthesamoyed]

HALP TINY MOVING FEATHER IS MAKING SOUNDS!!

[madopiano]

I am dead

I have died and seen heaven

[alecdesperados]

[meanplastic]

[burntpolitics]

Online media vs online polls

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

The fuckery

[fiercefatfeminist]

One of her billionaire campaign contributors must own all the major media outlets

[listenuppnow]

Pay attention to this

[kydonic]

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

[edgebug]

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[thesugarchateau-deactivated2020]

Imagine you were to get married at the age made up of the two last digits on your phone number. How old would you be?

[pixar]

We’re proud to present the official release dates for our upcoming slate of films through 2019.