Cai

We Are The Queer Coven T1D competitive Irish dancer Who cares if one of my organs is dead, zombies are where it's at right now 💉

[theskellingtonkey]

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[theskellingtonkey]

raybans

@i-love-taimei @niconicoutako @jetaimetw @all-you-need-just-breathe @phoebehatesyou @kalbindengecen @nathyom @withyourhandsaroundmyneckk @shift-fr @emrehanbenli @ptpalace @tinypolarcub @shykoalasandwich @bigbangfieri @abyssal-dreamscapes @loading64 @sellteststrips @skyhighbi @citrus-room-spray @httpguccinotprada @haightsys @megopithompson39567 @javerniwinswea @the-irish-medium-patrick @thediabetessolutions @wheremypreztelsticks

[theskellingtonkey]

raybans

@i-love-taimei @niconicoutako @jetaimetw @all-you-need-just-breathe @phoebehatesyou @kalbindengecen @nathyom @withyourhandsaroundmyneckk @shift-fr @emrehanbenli @ptpalace @tinypolarcub @shykoalasandwich @bigbangfieri @abyssal-dreamscapes @loading64 @sellteststrips @skyhighbi @citrus-room-spray @httpguccinotprada @infinitymisfits @haightsys @megopithompson39567 @javerniwinswea @the-irish-medium-patrick @thediabetessolutions @wheremypreztelsticks

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[turbofetus]

[caitlinguine]

@districtswiftie13

[melodramaticsoprano]

YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.

[maskedbrute]

People that think this is so completely implausible must not have spent a lot of time in a courthouse. Sure, it can be all staid and formal a good deal of the time… but things happen, especially during something like jury selection.

[caitmayart]

I fell in love with this poem, and had to do it justice! I’ll have copies available at Baltimore Comic Con this weekend!

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[shencomix]

Were you the one that made the comic where a guy got so mad at the sun he became an astronaut? If so can u help me find it?

I hope this is referring to Little Firefighter, because this is the best synopsis of Little Firefighter that I’ve ever read.

1: http://shencomix.com/post/163196653259/for-sharing-long-ways-square-ways

2: http://shencomix.com/post/163259719464/for-sharing-long-ways-square-ways

2, extra panel: http://shencomix.com/post/163262240909

3. http://shencomix.com/post/163539290959

4: http://shencomix.com/post/163646404169

5: http://shencomix.com/post/164178328079

[shencomix]

This one’s from Bluechair! http://bluechair-webtoon.com

[shencomix]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[strawberrypatty]

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

[broadstrokesproductions]

Chapter two of ‘The Great Wizarding War’ now available on Broad Strokes YouTube channel with surprise intro. English subtitles coming soon!

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[cateatr]

[sbnkalny]

What’s your name on it! (Name on it!) now some of Them’s big(oo!), and some are rubber and some of Them’s small(aww!), some of the skeletons.

[yomozukis]

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

[yomozukis]

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

[zagreus]

Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Crohn’s Disease

J.K. Rowling is famous for her bombshell announcements about her own beloved literary characters, but this time, it looks like she might have taken things one step too far: This morning Rowling fired off a series of tweets announcing that Daenerys from Game Of Thrones has Crohn’s disease.

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[athetos]

My stepfather combined “that’s a tough nut to crack” and “that’s a hard pill to swallow” and ended up saying “that’s a tough nut to swallow” and I haven’t functioned properly since i heard him say it