Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked

I only just noticed my description was "tragically bereft of personal lietmotif" when I changed my picture to Ralsei. Who has no personal theme. Sure got a kick outta that one when I saw it.

[thetelekineticfrog]

Heat fundamentally requires the passage of time whereas cold, (lack of heat) is the "default"

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are a bender in the avatar (the last airbender) universe! Spin this wheel to find out what you bend!

Are you happy with it

yes!!

yes

eh it's okay

no

MY PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THEY'RE GONE.

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[imsomadds]

[gamingcookiereal]

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[haleomay]

[leapfog1]

No Voice to Cry Suffering

[quackityquackquackquack]

Upon a bench rest two silent, stoic vessels, tasked with serving as living cages for godlike beings associated with light and soul. They are alike in some regards, yet polar opposites in many others.

One dutifully accepts its purpose and carries out its mission without question. The other is deeply conflicted and constantly struggles against the loss of their own autonomy.

One was discarded but took it upon itself to succeed where a chosen vessel had failed. The other was forced into their role with no way of backing out, while a chosen vessel was carelessly cast aside.

One wields darkness against light. The other wields light against darkness.

They both have much work ahead of them, but for now, they sit side by side in silent solidarity. No words need be exchanged for them to see each other for what they are. After all, why bother introducing yourself to a mirror?

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[thetelekineticfrog]

GUYS I JUST BEAT NYLETH

(shaman crest is goated)

[forestsuggestion-blog]

give the trees names and they will protect you

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

[thetelekineticfrog]

Said protect you. That is very student from obeying your commands.

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[thetelekineticfrog]

Presumably, it is on the beach.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[seabeck]

Crags

[thetelekineticfrog]

[grickle14]

True love. (Get the PRINT here: https://gricklemart.com/witch-and-wizard-love-print/)

Witch and Wizard- Love Print

Dead or alive, avid readers can never put a good book down! Add this delightfully creepy illustration to your home! Each print is signed

[pixigirl]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…

Lady

[thatsheepwithagun]

Lads

[missing-a-coffee-mug-deactivate]

Dads

[deephasoceanmagic-deactivated20]

Days

[love-in-the-time-of-waffles]

Gays

[fleur-de-jasmin-fdj]

Rays

[fantasy-pens]

Raps

[queerthalia]

Yaps

[holi-holy]

saps

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

maps

[khunned]

mass

[amiraculousplatypus]

moss

[pawsitivelymiraculous]

Boss

[moonlitceleste]

toss

[rhubarberpie]

loss

[vroomtaka]

lost

[lilcoffeegirl123]

list

[mayoiayasep]

fist

[microwaveabl]

fast

[the-racoon-in-your-back-garden]

vast

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

mast

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

mist

[karleyn]

Most

[iris-collects]

Host

[stitch-n-time]

Hose

[elf-kid2]

Hope

[dalniente]

Nope

[killinguwithumbrellas]

Nose

[buginateacup]

Pose

[elf-kid2]

Post

[lynati]

Port

[lylilorden]

Sort

[flaim-ita]

Sore

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Core

[theraineofchaos]

Cone

[dads-back-from-the-store]

cove

[the-dark-king-noah]

cave

[nick-is-kinda-dum]

Rave

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

Rate

[mrandomshitsandwhich-deactivate]

Rats

[ohmarjorie]

Bats

[bigtop-skies]

Bets

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

Bees

[oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi]

been

[fluxite]

Meen!

[vivid-mercury]

mean

[microwaveabl]

lean

[cade-the-god]

jean

[system-reset]

bean

[smol-satan]

beam 

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Team

[chronologicallyorderedbones]

Teal

[infinitevoidofnoodles]

Tell

[stars-aligning-deactivated20210]

Sell

[hotchocolatedictator]

Seal

[drunk-on-inejs-laughter]

Seat

[burn-like-starss]

Meat

[jeanjacket-lesbian-deactivated2]

Beat

[loverlighted]

Best

[crescentmp3]

Test

[susie-heart]

Zest

[bluehairedemon]

Nest

[imaginetheresanoriginalnamehere]

Neat

[alyssumlovesthecosmere]

Beat

[prismatic-bell]

Bent

[randomslasher]

rent

[ladyinsertnamehere]

Sent

[forwant-ofwit]

Send

[ladyinsertnamehere]

Mend!

[toygirly]

Fend

[thesexiestselkie]

Find

[eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti]

mind

[just-trans-thoughts]

mint

[ratbastard42]

tint

[catbxy]

tilt

[b00bconnoisseur]

wilt

[phoenixdellaverita]

Will

[ghost-postables]

Well

[colorfulcandyskulls]

Welt

[thedistantstarsawaiting]

Melt

[nonbinary-dinosaur7]

Meld

[redhoodguythethird]

Weld

[jaybirdtoad]

Wild

[m-ozzy]

Wilt

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

Will

[ashvian-arts]

till

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

Bill

[shreekofjoy]

Kill

[kitkatsiguess]

Kilt

[woofzy-the-flowery-sheep-dragon]

Milt

[thetelekineticfrog]

Molt