Cutie Patootie

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[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[abiwaif]

The physics of balancing toys 🙃

[the-anemia]

let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

[il3x]

yeah

[the-anemia]

i uh i didn't have anything else

[il3x]

me neither. it would be fucked up

[the-polycythemia]

yeah that's crazy

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[teratocybernetics]

#do it zooted do it stoned#do it with your evil clone

[bluekraken]

Brooch with hand forged fine silver lily of the valey flowers on a sterling stem. The leaf is a polished and sealed circuit board inlaid with opals.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

IT'S WORLD FROG DAY!

[animentality]

[lacependragon]

[cripplerage-deactivated20260121]

As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."

"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."

It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.

[cripplerage-deactivated20260121]

To the people saying this also applies to fat people - you are not derailing! This is true!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

Hey, should we check in on that Target boycott? See how it is going?

Target takes a hit: $12.4 billion in value lost after boycott

Economic blackout over company shuttering diversity commitment

Reminder that this is still going on (through April 17th) and that we, the consumers, have a lot of power

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[thelatecaptainpierce]

happy it's spring, sir!

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[unfollovving]

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

[deepestfirefun]

[catmask]

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

[catmask]

[conarcoin]

[followthebluebell]

the game is Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori, btw.

[scarlet-gryphon]

The Kickstarter for the game is still open, btw:

Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori (PC & Consoles)

Experience the legendary adventures of a brave courier rider! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.

[miscellaneous-art]

Jacob Cress, Oops!, cut and hand-carved mahogany, 2002. Smithsonian American Art Museum

[elodieunderglass]

Nudge that a little closer with your foot to help it out

[cipheramnesia]

Why does it have googly eyes?

[lunar-songbird]

So it can see

[cipheramnesia]

Well, I can't argue with that.

[programmerhumour]

Million dollar idea

[ahsadler]

BUG TIME

[im-wide-asleep]

BUG TIME