[thewheelsofsteelareturning]

[thewheelsofsteelareturning]

people don’t use the phrase “roman colonizers” often enough

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[sliversoakley4]

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[zutalorsihavemissedone]

[oneheadtoanother]

[neshamama]

loewe bunny mini crossbody bag

[memorycycle]

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[ataraxetta]

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

[squeakitties]

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

[roomwithavoid]

this thing

[law-the-lewd]

I love himb.

[law-the-lewd]

Another

[law-the-lewd]

...oh dear...

[astargatelover]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

[cocainejuul]

I hope everyone grows tired of being cruel to each other soon

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently