Posts From A Worm

I like Worms. I post about worms.

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

introduction to the worm guy

hi. I’m the worm guy. I love worms. Name: Worm Guy

Interests: comics, old niche movies, old niche musicians, videogames, worms

This account is safe for all trans people out there. Please do tell me if I accidentally like or reblog from a TERF or a transphobe, they’re gross and I don’t like them.

TERFs, MAPs, Homophobes, Transphobes, Racists, Sexists, etc. DNI

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

Worm Fact #2

Worms have been here longer than dinosaurs!

[gimmick-remover]

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

[gimmick-thief]

the person who is what

[gimmick-remover]

Yeah crazy

right?

[my-milk-is-delicious]

We must band together, and destroy this person who is reporting gimmick blogs. They are a threat to our livelyhood.

I'll bring the milk bombs, fortified with what this opponent deserves.

[gimmick-remover]

What I'm hearing is that their gimmick is reporting gimmick blogs

And oh boy do I hate gimmicks

[spam-official]

A can of Spam thrown against the blog reporter's head is a good idea, right?

[gimmick-remover]

Yes, why are you asking?

[i-draw-this-idiot-devious-face]

I'm about to earn this devious grin I wear istg

[eviler-slenderman]

If We Figure It Out I'll Slend Them Evilly

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

And I will beat them with hammers

[gimmick-remover]

With a car explosion right?

[vanilla---extract]

i'll drown them with all the vanilla extract on tumblr

[peppermint---extract]

I’ll send so much peppermint extract that they’ll have clear sinuses and all they can smell is intense peppermint. They will know the minty fresh wrath that follows in my wake

[my-milk-is-delicious]

The army must grow comrades. We must combine our powers to take down the Great Reporter.

The sea shall run white with our rage.

[sony-official]

how about we all mass report the mass reporter

[gimmick-remover]

We dont even know who they are

[sony-official]

I will find them

[big-condiments-official]

all I'm saying is that there is also a gimmick hunter.

[crow-in-a-jar]

No, no the gimmick hunter is chill (I'm not gonna @ them tho, I'm too young to die)

[big-condiments-official]

maybe we should have like. An alliance between all the gimmicks? Or like a congrees?

[crow-in-a-jar]

Hmm, mayhaps we should contact the current bureaucrats here on [tumblr]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat

[big-condiments-official]

and of course the corpos and the countries need to be involved

[crow-in-a-jar]

Of course, of course. Hmm, I don't know a lot of the corpos and countries, being stuck in a jar all the time, but I'll do my best to summon some: @its-target-official & @the-principality-of-sealand

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I shall summon more of us. :)

@india-official @true-blue-straya @definitely-brasil @definitely-britain @definitely-canada @literally-luxembourg @non-tyrannical-usa @official-denmark @denmark-official @denmark-forreal @forever-scotland @antiquitian-empire

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

we attacking the one attacking our gimmicks? heheh i got asteroids >:D

@the-panic-moon-deimos @moon-of-fear-phobos @the-lovely-planet-earth @planet-king-jupiter @official-planet-pluto @speckled-callisto @moon-of-jupiter-callisto @i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

I have the worms

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

Worm Fact of the Day

Most worms are hermaphrodites! That means that they are both male and female and/or have both male and female cells! Woohoo, little buddies!

[putting-bubble-in-places]

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

[putting-exit-door-in-places]

We're on Tumblr. Of course we stick jpegs into other jpegs

[putting-waldo-in-places]

We’re on Tumblr. Of course I’m gonna reblog to the wrong blog.

[beansnmcnuggets]

We're on Tumblr. Of course I'm going to scream into the void about how shitty Chromebooks are.

[putting-stanley-in-places]

We're on Tumblr. Of course our gimmicks will be more popular than all of our other blogs combined.

[the-real-google]

We on Tumblr. Of course we... impersonate capitalist corporations because we want to annoy each other.

[depot-of-homes]

We’re on Tumblr! Of course I nuked Australia and can’t have a normal conversation irl

[google-news-official]

We’re on Tumblr! Of course we I get trashed on for having entirely separate accounts instead of making sideblogs

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

We’re on Tumblr! Of course I am going to get scared seeing the followers count on my gimmick blog within the first 3 days of having it

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

We're on Tumblr! Of course I'm going to make countless gimmick blogs while ignoring the existence of my main blog

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

We’re on Tumblr! Of course we’re going to post about worms non-stop.

[canadian-tire-real]

Okay, I'm Just Testing A Theory Here:

Reblog this post if:

a) You're a gimmick/corporation blog, &

b) You watch object shows.

(If you want to, you can tag the shows you watch)

Gimmicks/Corps who I know like them:

@spotify-kids-real

@same-pic-of-venus-everyday

@definitely-canada

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

oi

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

ITS EARTH DAY TODAYY

ITS MY DAYYYY

GO PLANT A SEED

START A GARDEN

WATER THEM

TAKE CARE OF THEM

NOT JUST TODAY

DO IT EVERYDAY

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

the worms say they love the earth. you must love the earth too.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

A group of worms is called a “can.”

[thewormguy-postsaboutworms]

Honestly, it should be.