It's Getting Better

Nick. 22. Colorado.

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is this true? am i having a stroke? what in thr fuck is

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What

[akariownsyasuke-deactivated2024]

I'm mean they are consenting adults so who cares

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jared leto i know this is you shut your fuck up

[lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112]

it gets easier everyday

[cheaphalloweencostume]

remember when things were simple

[stellarblade]

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

[catchymemes]

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[hunger-for-both]

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

[randomperegrination]

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

[hashtagloveloses]

also she’s autistic and ADULTS have used that against her

[ladyantiheroine]

Respect this young woman or die by my sword.

[sickboywolfgang]

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[kitchikishangout]

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying

[catchymemes]

[frottinq]

saw a picture of a white guy who went to a Cuban supermarket, and ordinarily they go “LOOK AT ALL THESE EMPTY SHELVES” except all the shelves were completely full, what they were complaining about now was the fact that there was only one brand. It goes to show you that no matter what, they’ll say anything, it doesn’t matter what the argument is, as long as they can blame socialism for something.

[frottinq]

[gun-flame]

Yeah cause there’s any difference between that and this

[tchaikovskaya]

consumer choice in american markets essentially just boils down to “you get to pick which box has the best colors, all the boxes are different prices for no reason tho! :)”

[thebookwormfairy]

Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital

[deer-trees]

FREE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND CAPITALISM WILL REWARD YOU

[frost-felon]

Wait, isn’t destroying currency a crime?

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

It’s a sacrifice that must be made for the art

[kyuuti-hanii-deactivated2017020]

FOR THE AESTHETIC

[sherlysthougths]

If nothing else rebloging for that cool cut out quarter

[bambamlegolas]

Nothing happened

[pablogainer]

Lets see

[wannabebigger91]

I can’t be the only one completely distracted by the spelling error

[icebaerthor]

Let it comming

[dragonboiinflation]

Why not

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[jsstanotherguy]

Every week*

[sprinklingdiamondz]

*Every day

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

im not even reblogging this sarcastically

[jilldragomir]

                     I am 

         inevitable 

Iron Man.

[freegucci-deactivated20150516]

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

[twentiesordie]

preach

[star-anise]

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

[lemonsharks]

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

[othercat2]

This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.

[knight-of-trash]

Fact: My brother was a store manager at AT&T for several years, and handled the hiring process. People that would call and call about the job wouldn’t get hired because, “They seemed to be the kind of people that would constantly need attention on the job, or wouldn’t make a good fit in customer service, because they don’t have the patience to wait for us to call them back.”

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

Meanwhile I’ve always been taught to do exactly those things because it “shows that you care and take initiative”

[quatara-moved]

me: *asleep peacefully*

all the dads on the block at 7 am opening their garage lookin for that fuckin lawn mower:

[prussianmemes]

[jessehimself]

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]