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A cough is just a crunchy breath
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON ITâS LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ITâS STARTED
ITâS BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS
tumblr staff: no more tittie
the exceptionally predictable userbase: I WILL INCREASE THE FUCKING TITTIE
(jolts up awake) oh FUCK i need to appreciate and love my friends!!!!!! (sprints into the woods)
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boysâŠ
They have arrivedâŠ.
IM SCREAMING
IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??
This is so sweet and pure. Lol.
Iâm crying. Iâm also rooting for the Blues now.
@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?
more updates
I love when he says âI want the jersey of someone whoâs literally the worstâ and Tarasenko is like âThis is my momentâ
heâs making a list, heâs checking it twice!
heâs gonna find out whoâs on thin fucking ice!
đ¶ Santa Claus is callinâ you out đ¶
mikeâs hard chamomile tea
cronch
They screm
They screm for the cronch
This is what I opened my tumblr for
The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons
My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.
Vegetables are delicious, u guys just donât know how to cook
I absolutely love this.
ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original âdouble humansâ were comprised of two partsâeither both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. IâM LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS
This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.
In the beginning there were three parents: Sun, Moon, and Earth. Each produced an offspring, round and otherwise like itself. From sun was produced the man; from earth, the woman; from moon, the androgyne. (man+woman)
After he revealed his plan to his fellow Olympians, Zeus asked Apollo to join him in putting it into effect. The king of the gods cut the man-man, woman-woman, and man-woman creatures in half and Apollo made the necessary repairs. The face, previously facing out, Apollo turned inward. Then he gathered all the skin together (like a purse) with an opening in the middle as a reminder to mankind of his earlier state.
After the surgery, the half creatures ran around frantically looking for their other halves, seeking them out, embracing them, and trying to join together again. Unable to join, the creatures despaired and began to starve to death in their sorrow. Zeus, again mindful of his need for worship, decided something must be done to recharge the creaturesâ spirits, so he instructed Apollo to create a means to rejoin temporarily. This Apollo did by turning the genitals to the belly side of the body.
Before, mankind had procreated by dropping seed on the ground. This new system created an interesting new means of producing offspring.
The creatures who had been double women before, naturally sought out women; those who had been androgynous, sought out members of the opposite gender; those who had been double men, sought out the company of men, and not simply for intercourse, but so they could become whole again by being rejoined with their soul mates.
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theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
I spent too much mana at the gym this week Iâm MAGICALLY POOPED.
Me: Iâm totally independent, I donât need anyoneâs help
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Top Ten Spookiest Classical Pieces
Perhaps Iâm feeling macabre, but tonight Iâm digging out my favorite spooky classical pieces and listening to them. So I thought putting together a top ten list of these would be fun while I drink my scotch. Note: These are not really in any particular order. I love them all.
1. Beethoven: Piano Trio in D major, op. 70 no. 1, âGhostâ - 2nd movement. Rattling of chains, shrieking of spirits; the nickname of this trio fits it well. The first and third movements are good as well, but only the second movement is really spooky. 2. Schubert: Der Leiermann (from Winterreise). A heartbroken young man sings about the hurdy-gurdy, an outcast who sits just outside the village and plays his instrument while dogs snarl at him and people ignore him. Particularly chilling is that this is the last song of an hour-long cycle, and it drones on without clear resolution, ending with the line: âStrange old man, should I go with you? Will you accompany my songs on your hurdy-gurdy?â 3. Mussorgsky: Night On Bald Mountain. You may know this one from Disneyâs Fantasia, which is featured during the Witchesâ Sabbath sequence. 4. Schubert: Der Erlkönig. Based on a poem by Goethe, this song tells the chilling story of a father and his ailing child riding through the woods on horseback, while a malicious spirit tries to lure the boy away, unseen and unheard by the father. 5. Saint-Saens: Danse Macabre. Death plays his fiddle in the cemetery, rousing all the skeletons from their graves and dancing with them until they have to slink back at the first light of dawn. 6. Brahms: Ballade in D minor, op. 10 no. 1, âEdward.â Based on a Scottish ballade, the story is of a mother who knows that her son has murdered his father - she just wants to hear him say it himself. 7. Shostakovich: Viola Sonata. Shostakovich composed during the height of Soviet censorship, and his music almost always has a hunted, almost panicked feel to it. He composed this viola sonata just a month before his death. 8. Shostakovich: String Quartet no. 8 in C minor, op. 110. Between the frenzy of the second movement and the insistent âknocking on the doorâ of the fourth, this quartet can really put you on edge. What makes this music even freakier is Shostakovichâs musical signature (D E-flat C B) throughout the work. 9. Mussorgsky: The Hut of Baba Yaga the Witch (from Pictures at an Exhibition). This one always sounds like Baba Yagaâs âHut On Chickenâs Legsâ is chasing me through the woods, but that might just be my wild imagination. 10. Scriabin: Piano Sonata no. 9, âBlack Mass.â Some of the directions that Scriabin writes in the score are âmysteriously murmuringâ, and âwith a sweetness that becomes increasingly poisonous,â which is a pretty apt description for much of this work. It begins mysteriously, then builds in tension until it all explodes in some kind of orgiastic climax. It ends just as enigmatically as it begins.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the Holy Grail of Monty Python movies.