No talent punk with an axe to grind

I'm a 26 year old whatever trying to get my shit togetherBasically just reposts and liveblogging with an occasional personal post once in a while

[relelvance]

Everything is a joke

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

there goes my weekend plans

[mtndewloyalist-iii]

Where’s that tweet or whatever that was like

School drug programs: Don’t get high by sniffing markers

Students: Wait you can get high by sniffing markers?

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[halomancer]

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

[monstermelodies]

Tales from the Crypt $10 phone cards (1994)

[sillystoatsnake]

Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

[rosmaryne]

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when video games included manuals with maps and some small trivia about the characters

[rosmaryne]

this is what I'm talking about

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

Game manual for Yoshi's Crafted World, released 2019:

At least it tells me what the basic commands are?

Game manuals for Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar, released 1985:

(Not pictured: cloth map, small metal ankh suitable for stringing on a cord and wearing like the Avatar does, a third manual that had more concrete this-is-a-game instructions that I lost)

[missingregretsy-blog]

Roasted Turkey tortoise cozy - $21.00

Drumstick cozies for everyone!

[piesandswords]

hey wanna hear my french weed joke

[piesandswords]

80

[coolyo294]

Promise?

[techmomma]

GET READY FOLKS IT’S TIME FOR SATANIC PANIC

2!!!!!!

[1percentcharge]

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

[armedjoy]

*the second someone walks behind me*

[pointingandlaughing]

Visit Original Link

Onward rides the Archer, alone in lawless lands. Some strange power beckons from beneath the ancient sands. No woman will have him, no man calls him friend. Exiled and outlawed by his only kin. Through twilit skies he rides, Searching the darkened side of the world into the night, Never knowing he has been lead astray.

I cant stop listening to Warp Riders.

[beanytuesday]

Modern Advertisements

[tempestrune]

GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW

[eridone]

[pseudomantis]

[friendlyfrankenstein]

needle/pin sharpener.

no really, squeeze it. Does it feel like it’s got sand in it? is’s sharpening sand. Stab the tip of your needle into it back and forth and it’ll help put a sharp edge back on a pin or needle that’s been blunted by use, or has a little bit of rust on it. It can’t fix anything worse then a little of either, and won’t work on something REALLY blunted, but its a lifesaver.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

also it is a pepper

[littleravenpuff]

it's so your tomato doesn't get lonely :)

[thecinematics]

Cabinet of Curiosities — from the mind of Guillermo del Toro

“The Autopsy,” dir. David Prior

“The Outside,” dir. Ana Lily Amirpour

“The Viewing,” dir. Panos Cosmatos

“Dreams In The Witch House,” dir. Catherine Hawrdicke

“Lot 36,” dir. Guillermo Navarro

“Pickman’s Model,” dir. Keith Thomas

“Graveyard Rats,” dir. Vincenzo Natali

“The Murmuring,” dir. Jennifer Kent

[saintemiliosandoz]

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

[mycoolstoryworld]

What more info do you need?

[fakewant]

A SUMMARY

[starshine-honey-deactivated2023]

WHAT DO U MENA SUMMARY WHAT ELSE MATTERS ITS GAY POC AND ENEMIES TO LOVERS HOW OFTEN DO U CONE ACROSS THAT

[pollackpatrol]

i want to know what its about mainly. is it a romance? is there plot besides the romance? is it realistic fiction? sci fi? fantasy? historical? future? alternate history? whats the tone? what are the themes? what are the main characters’ NAMES?

[starshine-honey-deactivated2023]

I- it’s gay the gay

[pollackpatrol]

i value queer characters too. but i also want to know WHAT THE BOOK I’M READING IS ABOUT.

[marzipanandminutiae]

“GAY AND/OR RACIALLY DIVERSE” IS NOT A GENRE. nor is it an indicator of quality

do you know how many times I’ve been recommended a book solely because “it’s queer fantasy!”

do you know how many times those books have been so poorly written that I couldn’t finish them

[captainlordauditor]

Mostly, I want to know the tone. A 19th century war story isn’t gonna do it for me when I’m in the mood for a lighthearted austenesque romance - and those are both historical. A star warsy space romp isn’t gonna do it if I want to read about interplanetary political negotiations - and those are both sci fi. A fun gratuitious don’t-think-about-it-too-hard action story is not the same as a dark and complicated mob drama. A suspenseful thriller will bore me if I’m looking for a fast paced spy novel.

[eerieticals-deactivated20220522]

not providing a summary literally just shows how you treat marginalized people and their representation as this token woke thing that you can show off like a shiny trophy. no, people aren’t going to read something just because it has representation! that’s not how it works!

[kcamberart]

Mew | Original

[ajani]

while the idea of someone not having the context for this is hard to parse, it Is still funny to think about “hey why did you model a truck running over this pokemon”

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

[quizzical-is]