Eye of the Piggie

Lauren | 27 | Melbourne | Teacher | Former Fukushima JET

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[thebestoftumbling]

[thegoodvybe]

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

[augustdementhe]

Look at that round face, I’m DYING. 

[melantha-rosewood-deactivated20]

The innocence in this child’s face makes this super funny, lol!

[shutyourmoustache]

Just shut up and watch

[luisonte]

[pipistrellus]

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

[kinky-space-nerd]

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

[gothcostco]

[stimman4000]

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[hotvampireadjacent]

Jart

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[everythingfox]

Training the Baby Fennec Fox to Sit

Faithful Foxes

[everythingfox]

Cat loves to hug

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[morinover]

Seasons change but people don’t

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

GOTTEM

[asterythm]

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

[k-eke]

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[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[wobblygoatknees-blog]

hugs

[teathattast]

[elodieunderglass]

Hat tip to @fozmeadows ! Call ducks don’t look real

[zandraart]

bloop bloop

[c-bassmeow]

Idk which one is funnier