I laughed so fucking hard at this
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NASA
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Today's Document
$LAYYYTER

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@thisinhumanplace
I laughed so fucking hard at this
Simon fixation is so incredibly back, had an insane night tonight 😭
HE DJS?????
Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.
But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.
It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year
look at my clutchmate dawgg, they are gonna get us fired from the biodome project
(@tamago-cantdraw's wonder)
what if Longclaw had found a clutch of three eggs instead of Sonic's one....
Iceman's autistic.
Is he aware of this? No, he has no idea, but Slider knows. He's always known there was something about Ice; it took years before he could put a name to it. The man will never get diagnosed, even if someone suggests it to him.
So, Slider adapts to Ice's quirks, as everyone insists on calling them.
Scorching heat and industrial lighting will have Ice clenching his jaw so tightly that Slider can almost hear his teeth crack, so he starts carrying gum on him at all times. Cinnamon specifically because Iceman's a freak like that. Wears shades even though they slide down the bridge of his nose because Ice is more likely to wear his if he sees Slider wearing them too.
Rebuffs any questions about Ice's weird attempt at flirting with Maverick, even when he asks the man, "Really?" after watching him snap his teeth in Maverick's face. Not that the little three-foot warrior didn't enjoy it.
Doesn't comment on the fact that Ice has a habit of walking on his tiptoes whenever he's back in his accommodation, quite frankly, he doesn't think Ice is even aware of the habit.
Gets his haircut at the same time as Ice because he knows it makes the other man twitchy when he's alone, and twitchy does not match up with the cool, cold Iceman persona. But having his RIO in his surroundings provides a distraction, and Slider has never run out of bitchy comments to make, especially when they get that quiet exhale out of his pilot, his best attempt not to laugh.
And he's a selfish man; he revels in watching others get away with a clap on the shoulder or a handshake at best, while he can sling an arm around his Tommy's shoulders without problem. Maybe he'll get a huff, especially if he's sweat-soaked, but Ice never pushes him off.
When another pilot declares that Iceman should be put down in response to a perceived slight, being Ice's resting face, Slider proudly answers, "We tried that; he bit the vet."
Fly to desk.
1996.
He stayed late at the office, dealing with mountains of paperwork. Hardly anyone would call him Iceman, that belonged to the past. Most people call him Commander Kazansky, his superiors call him Tom.
But, he prefers to be called Ice.
ICE.
MORE CARL MORE CARL NOWWWW
oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon
OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.
This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff he’s meant to eat.
This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.
Official ornithology post
From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!
The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)
The Sumatran Tiger
The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur
The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon
The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey
And the Mexican Spider Monkey!
Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!
[ anguish ]
should you vanish, so would I.
this is getting out of hand
a collection of wildlife using the same log to cross water, captured on a Trail Cam and posted by Bobert-24 on r/trailcam
happy iron lung day to all who celebrate
(AUDIO WARNING)
‘YARAYARA’ ft my boy Kludd 🥹
I gotta make more animations with these guys again
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i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
I know in my heart that shane is the type of person who would never bring up essential personal details until they are immediately relevant and then would also be so understated about them
he and ilya are hanging out in the yard and some bees are buzzing around because some watermelon juice spilled on the ground earlier and shane suggests they go inside or rinse the juice off the patio and ilya teases him about being scared of little bees and shane SO nonchalantly just, "no, but i am allergic and you don't know where my epipen is"
and ilya
reblogging with my own tags because i'm also CACKLING imagining the implications of this not being specific to ilya, either. they're having a barbeque at hayden and jackie's house and hayden is good-naturedly encouraging shane to try a piece of coffee cake or something and ilya just goes, "no, bad for you"
and hayden IMMEDIATELY is on the defensive because what? you get to tell him what to eat now? where do you get o-
"no, bad for him because it has walnuts in it, pike. you want him to die? this is what you want?"
"what are you talking about?"
shane: "i'm allergic"
"??? since WHEN??"
"since always??"
"you've eaten over at my house HOW many times?? and never brought this up? the fuck, dude?"
"jackie knows"
"WHY DOES JACKIE KNOW AND I DON'T"
yuna and david dialing IN to "if you don't freak out, they won't freak out" during shane's formative years to the unintended and unfortunate side effect of ending up in situations like bb!shane going *calm tug tug on david's shirt* "yeah buddy?" *big inhale that audibly wheezes as his throat starts swelling shut*
the idea of ilya on instagram accidentally pressing like while DEEP in allergy mommy blogging territory and natalie from That Allergy Mama DMing him to be like "hi, my husband wants me to tell you he says hi and that he's a big fan and also that call against you against san francisco was bullshit." "hello, husband of natalie. also do you have any suggestions for substituting peanuts in this recipe?"
shane at the other end of the couch after thirty minutes of ilya not looking up is just ??? who the FUCK are you texting down there??? and ilya still without looking up just, "many many sexy women who are crying because i am married now. they are very upset." as if his ass isn't diligently taking notes from a married mother of four on a good allergy-friendly pad thai recipe because shane mentioned in passing that it smelled good the last time ilya ordered some and now ilya wants to find out how to make some he can try.