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@thisisassecretshhh
oneĀ ā twoĀ ā threeĀ ā fourĀ ā five ā sixĀ ā sevenĀ ā eightĀ ā nineĀ ā tenĀ ā elevenĀ ā twelveĀ ā thirteenĀ ā fourteenĀ ā fifteenĀ ā sixteenĀ ā seventeen ā eighteen ā nineteenĀ ā twenty āĀ twenty-oneĀ ā twenty-twoĀ āĀ twenty-three āĀ twenty-four āĀ twenty-five āĀ ? ā ? ā ? ā ?Ā ā ? ā Ā (in progress)
I had a dream last night that Marinette cut her hair and died it all pink and put it up in like tube things with hair Tufts poking out the top which sounds weird but idk how else to describe it but it was pretty cute, trust me and she would occasionally just yeet herself tf out of school so I guess what I'm saying is punk Marinette who gives no fucks anymore going apeshit. Oh and also Alya was out there like damn home girl snapped but was kind of living for it and Adrien was like woah Mari idk what to think but you're actually talking to me now so I dig it. Marinette really leaned into being Ladybug more bc she decided to not be responsible for people who don't respect her so she has a bit more free time not doing designing for people for free. Chat is ecstatic to see LB around more and they hang out on rooftops sometimes just chilling. The only things she remains responsible about are herself and her family/the bakery. She just rules bc Lila doesn't bother her anymore and Chloe has to respect someone who isn't afraid to do their own thing. No more drama bc Marinette is over it. Also Luka loves the new hair.
Fun things they donāt teach you in sex ed.
Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be
This is all FAR more useful education than āHaving unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slutā .
There are a lot of male folks who follow me but donāt know these things. Itās good to know all of this! Just as your partner should want to know about the intricacies of your plumbing, you should care about this.
Spreading this for general health tips.
for trans guys who havenāt transitioned yet and even then
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnāt get me one because they were ātoo violent and also ate peopleā :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATāS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITāS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say āEXTREME CHOMPINā ā in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUāRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itās still there! hopefully I didnāt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenāt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereās more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iād give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itās come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatās very cash money of her.
itās been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatās just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
ā¦right, time to flee into the woods.
so Wexter, thanks for fleeing into the wilderness with me on such short notice. I know youāre a busy Rex, and all.
I know you donāt really know why weāre out here, but you didnāt understand the banner thing from last time either and I know you enjoyed it anyway. did you know youāre famous now?
250,000 people have interacted with your post. thatās a quarter of a million. thatās completely bonkers.
oh right, I forgot dinosaurs donāt have any concept of large numbers. my bad.Ā
you done good, Wexter.
thatāll do Wex, thatāll do.
okay good talk lets go home itās getting chilly
always reblog Wexter chain š„ŗ
Wexter-chan!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.
okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scoobyĀ
but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane
Itās far cuter like this anyway.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP
Also:
I donāt believe theyāre the same dress size considering their body shape and height difference so the girlfriends got matching outfits.
Looking at this makes me so tired.
Every year, multiple times a year, they convince ppl to fork out thousands of dollars andā¦.literally nothing changes. Thereās no doubt in my mind theyāre pocketing most of this money lol
Thatās whatās so wild to me. Theyāve made exactly 0 changes other than adding the āExcludeā tags and that def doesnāt take 130k.
You know if any of you actually bothered to click the link itāll take you to their budget update and break down exactly what the spend the money on, over 70% of which is spent on server expenses, monitoring tools and system licences.
They also spent a good amount of the rest of the 30% budget on significant server overhaul costs.Ā
AO3 is literally a service you get for free and the audacity youād have to not bother reading the very open budget plan they have, but to then bitch and whine about people donating to keep the site running is wild.Ā
https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/11192
reminder that AO3Ā
hosts millions and millions of fanfiction at no cost to site users
hosts millions and millions user accounts at no cost to site users
is an extremely high traffic site that rarely, if ever, experiences crashes
is an extremely high traffic site that could profit immenselyĀ off ads, but keeps the entire site free of ads
maintains a consistent and elaborate tagging system that allows users easy navigation through fanworks
maintains a simple layout structure so the entire site is easy to read, easy to navigate, and easy to understand making it highly accessible to users ā especially disabled users
maintains and updates the budget for users to know exactly where their donations are going to be used in the future and have been used in the past
works with the legal aspects of fanworks in order to keep their site and their users completely legal, and therefore not at risk of being shut down, or sued, or manipulated by large media/companies
works with users when it comes to decision making, includes members in voting processes, etc.
literally hosts millions of fanfiction at no cost whatsoever and doesnāt subject you to ads, honestly those are the only two points you need but the other ones are there to show how much theyāre doingĀ
yāall need to appreciate that ā donations are completely optional and if you donāt want to donate then donāt, but spreading posts about how Archive doesnāt do anything for anyone and doesnāt do anything with all this money theyāre getting is completely unnecessary and outright false.
anyway, donate to Archive of Our Own
Ā Ā 2018-07-20
1.569.000 users
by asking for 130k dollar 2-3 times a year, that means they ask each account holding user for about 0,08 dollar 2-3 times a year -> 0,25 dollar altogether. this doesnāt even factor in the millions of users who donāt have an account but visit ao3, cos if they pitch in as well, itāll be even less for everyone who enjoys the access ao3 provides to 4.000.000 fanworks and to create more every day!
queerlyalex above has already listed all or most of the terrific services ao3 provides, but right now the legal advocacy efforts they maintain cannot be emphasized enough: european copyright reform article 13 anyone? same for canada and australia? or fighting for net neutrality since 2014?
so yeah you fucking bet i send them at least 50bucks or more a year for all of that. and if out of the 130k they use my 50 bucks to buy themselves some coffee for all the work hours they dedicate to ao3 running as smoothly as it does, keeping it free of harassment and adds without selling my data for it, and fighting for fanworks to remainĀ accessible for everyone now and in future, then be my guest!
Not to mention vowing to help Chinese users still desperately trying to find a place that wonāt sell out to the morality police.
āUn petit chat sur un toitā
It starts out with Chatās melody, then has a small, dark twist to it as a reference to his akumatized self, Chat Blanc, then goes back to its original melody.
You may use it as your ringtone <3
Please donāt repost anywhere else or claim it as your own, thanks!
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is āI like your shoelacesā
that way we know weāre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iām just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
It has 3 million notes
Oh my god
This is so old
How did I find it
Oh 2013ā¦.
Finally, it is my time to witness this icon as well
Always reblogging
An ancient boi
This is a relic
This gives me a strange feeling i cant describe, I cant believe i got to witness this on my dash
Always reblog this relicā¦
Holy wow, this is a relicšš
Reblog!!
@reincarnatedsoul a relic!
Must reblog, must relive!
How is this post still alive?Ā
THIS POST IS A PETITION TO MAKE LUKANETTE ENDGAME
BY REBLOGGING YOU SIGN IT
Yāall better reblog
Ya know, I like how majority of the Miraculous fandom was just like "lol yea Mari's bi" without a second thought like fuck yea ML fandom
Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows
i stand but i donāt face the flag nor do i recite
I approve
Youāre officially invited to my Heck The Rules Club^TM that I just made just now
The band kids at my school had first block in a seperate building. That building generally turned the intercom down, or off. Once the principal came in and watched our class, as he do, ya know. He was upset that we didnāt do the pledge. So the next day we had to stand and do the pledge. The only person who participated was the teacher. We sat silently. It was a group decision that wasnāt discussed before hand. He said ok. Later that week a petition was delivered to the principal about the pledge and how none of the kids wanted to do that. He doubled down, and told the teacher to send any kid not participating to the office. The following Monday when his policy of sending the kids to the office was in effect the entire band class was matched down to the office.
With our interments.
The principal tried to lecture us and the trumpet players were not having it. The drum major ran us through every song right there in the office.
After that the pledge was optional.
(Quietly, but with a lot of feeling) holy s h I t
Friendly reminder that unionizing works, even if thereās not an official union in place
Okay but at my private school we had too or else we got detentions or write ups.
listen i love that good omens gave god a female voice and used they/she pronouns donāt get me wrong but thatās been DONE before. you know what they did that hasnāt been done before? they gave us UNSEXY, ROTTING, FEMALE-PRESENTING DEMONS. none of that cw sexualized femme fatale bullshit! positively ODIOUS and FESTERING beelzebub and dagon, weird mutations on their faces and flies circling their heads, sitting around in hell and looking NASTIER than hell. FINALLY SOME GOOD FUŠ”KING CHARACTER DESIGN
Why put the best commentary in the tags?
I am a(n):
āŖ Male
āŖ Female
š Writer
Looking for
āŖ Boyfriend
āŖ Girlfriend
š An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*
WAIT ITāS CALLED A THROW PILLOW
here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!
the first result isnāt always the one youāre looking for but when you press enter itāll give you a ton of words related to your query thatāll probably have what youāre wanting, or something better
hereās some examples:
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like āthis generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentialsā and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans wonāt tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER ITāS UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DONāT EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* ITāS SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
Ā½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because itās easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronnerās. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. Thatās it. Thatās the whole thing. Use maybe a Ā¼ cup per load.
^^^ Iāve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400Ā° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesnāt come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesnāt need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much itās filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
Kudos to all of this, but donāt ask a craft store employee at a chain craft store to make your wool yarn into a tight ball for you. I worked at JoAnn Fabrics for a year and a half. We literally have no resources or ability to do something like that. You could do a better job yourself at home. The chain craft store employee canāt look up a youtube tutorial for making yarn laundry balls on the clock, you can.
If someone had walked up to me while I was working at JoAnn and asked me to take a half hour or more out of my shift to try and fail in making some kind of tight yarn laundry contraption I probably would have burst into tears. And if my manager had come out and found me trying and failing to wind yarn when I was supposed to be running go backs I would have gotten a talking to. Craft store employees arenāt allowed, able, or willing to do your crafts for you. Thatās why itās a craft store.
Donāt hurt retail workers in your quest for overriding the capitalist system. For the love of everything beautiful please just look it up.
[ID: a screenshot of some of the many youtube videos about making your own dryer balls]
mood
Reblog if youāre a little internet friend who finds this funny
isnāt that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down ššš
THATāS WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case heās fighting the good fight so š¤·š»āāļøšÆ
He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.
He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live lifeĀ
