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[thisisironiciswear]

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[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[hypnotic-flow]

40 years of hip hop culture in 2 minutes.

[bosshood]

Wow who made this

[howfloetic]

This bumps 🔥🔥

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

THIS IS REALLY FIRE

[loloftheday]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

The typa headass shit I wanna be on

[assnique]

ME AF.

[britt-on-that-bullshit-deactiva]

Aw I’m tryna be somebody potatoe

[suuperwet]

I need these shirts

[birlinterrupted]

Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

[pizoxuat]

Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

[fromchrista]

I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

[smilingstark]

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

[las-lus]

Sounds like college

[ultralaser]

“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”

[alienpapacy]

its not the 1990s. we don’t have to watch friends anymore

[batp0lar]

Klaus: excuse me sir that’s my emotional support dead brother

[ryukisgod]

Customer service bosses be like:

[teasihyn]

friendly reminders with stock photos

[witchiestsuggestions]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[localstarboy]

Daughter:“Can I cuss?” Mom:“No” 💀😂

[alexbelvocal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[jjsinterlude]

“If I die, I’ll never forget you mama” “Stop talking to me” LMAO

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

😂

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Why momma lookin like she just had sex …

[blackdrummerboy]

I thought I was the only who noticed she just started biting her lip for no reason 😂😂💀

[badwolf757-deactivated20190121]

Riiiiight she told her “stop talking” cause she was focused on a nut …im just saying😂

[kingjaffejoffer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I’m glad its not just me

[alwaysbewoke]

it’s as clear as day!

she busted the nut right here…

and now all this is the afterglow…

[sweetcribs]

OMG!!! LMAO!! she looks satisfied tho.

[bantugal]

I’m glad I saw this because I thought I was the only one that gets orgasms on rides

[90zdevil]

@ebonybyg

Wait, are you kidding or???

Never heard of that lol 😂

[bantugal]

Lol I’m so serious, it happens to my sister too. That’s why we don’t like rides that drop or when planes are landing. It’s not like an all out orgasm but yea

[socialist-whore]

I did not know that’s a thing that can happen

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

This just changed the whole video. So when she tells the kid to stop talking to her she….

[itsyourstrulyalexis-deactivated]

Bruhhhhhh she really came hard on that ride 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kanaomi-kun-deactivated20231021]

If you nut on a ride does that make you a technosexual?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[tha-htwnbelle]

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[thelovergirljasmine]

I love yall omg 😭😂🤣

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

wtf is this 😂😂😂

[extendedkissteeth]

Right before “stop yelling” is when it happened. I am dying.

[lumberjackmack]

dawg….

[maneatersheba]

Y’all never disappoint me

[thisisironiciswear]

Lately ive only been reading tatbilb, American vandal and spiderman fanfics and I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, THERE IS A CHARACTER NAMED PETER.

[breastforce]

having both depression and anxiety

[justyouraveragequartz]

“To be a black woman is to be goddess.”

[best-of-memes]

Bugger off karen

[mysharona1987]

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

SO I read the actual original article. It wasn’t by a conservative group. It was by college students. They sent a poll to other college students. The questions included things like “would Santa be way more lit with a man bun?” Their classmates, fellow college students, had a fun time filling it out. It was for laughs. People agreed Santa would be cooler if Santa was gender neutral, had tattoos, vaped, wore beanies, drank starbucks, had an iphone, and road a swegway. It was a joke poll filled out by a couple thousand college kids for a laugh. 

However a poll taken by couple colleges worth of jokesters in the US and UK is being treated like actual data. This is exactly what media is good at. Taking nonsense, jokes, and statistically tiny groups and stating that these are the facts. 

[rodrickheffeley]

If Tony Stark exists in spiderverse