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Feeling ill? Have no fear, Night's Raven College!
Nurse Madoc is here to assure your infirmary stay is as pleasant as possible. Assuage your fears, they have a soft spot for games and animal plushes (which they collect, especially keychains).
Don't play games with your health though! Nurse's orders.
Before Once Upon a Time, there was The 10th Kingdom.
"Twenty-five years later, the reigning question shouldn’t be what is The 10th Kingdom, but rather: Is it good? The answer is: No, not in the way the earlier seasons of Game of Thrones or The Witcher are. But the show feels good—it feels like stepping back into a time when things were brighter, more colorful, and more whimsical, when media wasn’t afraid to be deeply unserious. It may not be good, but it is, in its own way, great, and certainly deeply deserving of all its loyal fans’ reverence. What The 10th Kingdom did so well was extol the importance of joy and jest, even in the face of tragedy. Twenty-five years later, lovers of the series can continue to rejoice, reminisce, and await a maybe-never-coming sequel, knowing they were right all along. To all the haters, they say: Suck an elf."
Eerie lava formations around the West Kamokuna Skylight in Hawaii's Volcanoes National Park, 1996 Photo: Laszlo Kestay
Pretend all ingredients are at your finger tips - if someone asked you to please cook a potato dish for a gathering RIGHT NOW what are you automatically gonna be cooking
Will you reblog this and say in the tags what your favorite soup is?
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explaining old praetorium to people who never experienced it makes me feel like a crazy person. like yeah there were 8 players there. the tanks pulled every single add so that the rest of the party could hit a button, then they pulled two full hallways of enemies so the party could skip ahead, and sure they usually died but it was prae so that didn't matter.
then after the first boss you had to get on the elevator. all 8 of you. at the same time. yeah if we forgot someone we have to go back. then every single person has to pick up a key to turn on the magitek armor and get on another elevator. hope you didn't miss that one.
nero was whatever but gaius barely did any mechanics, he really just fell over. then you'd have the whole ultima weapon fight, which was two phases and one of them you barely did any damage. oh and at the end you fought lahabrea. if you were lucky he was Lahabread and if he lived more than ten seconds it was a miracle. congrats for spending 45 minutes of your life in prae, have some exp.
USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
”Okay, you can build your own gun. Now the game’s over, congratulations.“Matthew Armstrong
I love articles like this.
The real wisdom of Solomon, however, came from user’s complaints that Skag Gully, one of the game’s earliest areas, had too many eponymous Skags. Players reported that they were running into too many clusters of enemies while moving through the Gully, offering feedback like, “this isn’t fun, this is boring.” Gearbox, as a result, tripled the number of Skags in the area. “All of a sudden, it wasn’t a travel area that had too many enemies getting in the way,” Armstrong said. “It was a combat area.”
The absolute madness to respond to feedback by just doing the opposite, and yet it works!! There's lessons to be learned here.
the market is pretty tumultuous right now, but not to worry! i have some Wizard Investment tips for you. for instance—if you’ve got the funds for it, real estate is almost always a safe bet. personally i bought a timeshare in Atlantis some 7,000 years ago, and i can’t wait to see what kind of dividends it’s paid off!
you’re kidding me. right down into the water? right down into the water. fuck me
well, at least there’s always Pompeii
no. the volcano?
boss you are NOT gonna wanna hear about Punt
what do you mean they lost it??
everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
Why does nobody ever talk about how weird Maryland is?
Nobody ever talks about Maryland, period. It’s like they forget it’s a state. There’s no real stereotypes about people from Maryland, because it’s right in the middle of the east coast, EXCEPT everyone from Maryland is obsessed with crabs and Old Bay seasoning. You may think I’m exaggerating, but my friend’s brother used to actually drink Old Bay straight. The only time I ever saw my boyfriend look at me with anything other than pure love and respect was when I said that I thought crabs served in the shell were overrated. McDonalds in Maryland serves Filet-o-Fish WITH OLD BAY SEASONING. Once I saw a production of The Little Mermaid in Maryland, and the actor playing the chef sang “now some Old Bay!” instead of “now some flour,” and the audience burst into rapturous applause in the middle of the song. Old Bay is as essential to Marylanders as flour.
The official state sport of Maryland is jousting. No joke.
And once, I went to a McDonalds’ down the road from Camp David while George W. Bush was staying there, and there were free-range chickens who lived in the parking lot. It made me uncomfortable.
Edgar Allan Poe, John Waters, Frank Zappa, and F. Scott Fitzgerald are all from Maryland. Oh, and John Wilkes Booth. Something weird is in the water there. My money’s on Old Bay.
Official post of Maryland
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by Kiyohiko Azuma
Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
How well suited are you for your new role?
Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(
Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work
Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse
Okay, I can work with this!
I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE
You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.
With that in mind, your chosen path is:
A hero
A villain
An early villain who reforms and joins the heroes
Originally a hero, but you soon become a villain
It depends on the current situation, really
None of the above, I've got too much other shit to do
(ﾟ□ﾟ )...
THE WORLD IS MY AMV!!! щ(゜▽゜щ)
wait. shit. ( ｡ﾟДﾟ｡) h a p t i c illusions
MONSTERFUCKER STRIPCLUB!!!
IM PUTTING THE FORBES BILLIONAIRES LIST INTO A PASTORAL FANTASY FROM WHICH THERE IS NO. ESCAPE. ♪ (〃∇〃)
...okay im probably a villain but im the fun one :)
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*kicks down door toph style* outta my way capitalism! I'm boutta end the housing crisis!
YOUR DRAGON NAME
last two letters of your first name
middle two letters of your last name
first two letters of your mother’s name
last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
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