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Wizard Ritual to Appease The Bone Snake
If you have not supplicated yourself to The Bone Snake today, do so now
If you do not bow to The Bone Snake now, The Bone Snake will force to you to be bowed forever
i hate the bone snake
The Bone Snake also hates you
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unless☝️
Everybody UP! Up UP! The bone snake calls!
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Let’s see what you can do bagel
I reblogged this and my bagel popped up in my toaster and it wasn’t burnt!
kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests
always on that damn phone instead of my perilous wizard quests
Fine. Quests will be more ‘gay’ now.
Go slay
the dragon and
Queen!
Hot single
combatants
In your area! Finish him~ 😜💀
Doomed romance* with the tyrant duke?!
(*because you are going to kill him)
Yes please!*
(*because I want you to please kill him)
we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately
why is it always a secret witch cult and never just like. "i learned it by watching ducks"
Item: Saxophone of Fire Summoning
Dataset for chatbots built from public domain occult texts - NullImprint/OpenAgrippa
Wizards call it The Dance.
Since there have been wizards, there has been The Dance. One wizard changing shape and pursuing another - first a hound to chase a coney, then a pike to hunt a trout, then a falcon to strike down a sparrow.
Then through its orchestral movements, The Dance itself changes. What was once a falcon becomes thundercloud to smother a glimmer of moonlight that had been a sparrow. Loamy clay to hold a corpse. Blinding hope to snuff out blind despair.
There are thousands of ways to dance The Dance. Often innuendo is involved. The Dance is the thumping, beating heart of wizardry; you can’t be a wizard without being a Dancer. It’s a ceremony. It’s a duel to the death. It’s a mating ritual.
What it isn’t is magic. Magic is sugarspun chaos, delicate and constructed.
The Dance is a force of nature.
The Dance is old.
Old as balls.
The war pipes skirled, and the drummers beat a martial tune, and bugle and trumpet sounded their brazen cries as the army marched off to war, and above all could be heard the saxophony of the saxophones saxing a saxophonous racket
Oh sure, self-negate yourself from nothingness all you like. At a certain point, apophasis is a band-aid fix. To get from infinity to immanence, sacrifices have to be made. Infinity is static, the world isn't. Q.E.Fucking.D.
All-knowing, all-good, all-powerful. You gotta pick one to drop, but nobody said you have to pick one forever. Nah. You can cycle through them, and you can cycle through them so fast it seems like you're all of em at once, AND none of em at once. That's the Wheel.
It's as close to perfect as you can get. Someone did all the cosmic math a few kalpas ago. A hypostate of The One which asymptotically approaches perfection. But that infinitely small gap is still a gap. The cosmic gears don't quite mesh, and where they grind, sparks fly. That's why bad things happen to good people.
With every spark, the wheel loses a bit of momentum. There needed to be someone to correct the mistakes, to keep one second ticking every second.
Howdy.
But I can't just flick the cosmos back into place. Nah. It's a big system. It needs one hell of an engine. You think things are bad now? If the flame wasn't here, you'd all be up to your tits in suffering. It's a clever system really. Toss it all in the fire. It'll keep the wheel turning another day. Two birds, one stone.
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
this website is a hivemind but gotdamn it sure is a squizard
pondering the orb (wiwaxia) ...
SQUIZARD
Everyone has little magic. Sometimes the smell of gumbo is yours!
have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious