the nightman cometh

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[iamalivenow]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[naamahdarling]

Well, consider my hoe downed.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

Jordan Larsen

[theonion]

[pmamtraveller]

The Sun, the Moon, and the Stars, by Greg Mort (1999)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

[wiiwheel]

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button

[heartsnmagic]

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

people you’re allowed to cut ties with:

acquaintances

friends

lovers

family

literally anyone whose relationship causes you harm in any way, no matter how minuscule, because this is your life and your wellbeing matters

[secretcherimaybe]

people you're not allowed to cut ties from

• Yourself

• Your middle school oc

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[3000s]

fat dog with nasty smile

[frogmoss1]

Put ya hands around my body 💃

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[bobzillashiftwoods]

[illumineeti]