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How much for this very politely seated kitty?

Very polity seated and patiently awaiting evaluation! This tidy and upstanding kitty is a real star! Buy now for only $35.87!

babyfoxcollectionthings

weirdowlyankovic

@todaysbird they built a nest on a living creature. Is this normal?

todaysbird

i wouldn’t call it ‘normal’…but this happens on occasion with ungulates like cape buffalo and caribou. they seem mostly unbothered and it works out nicely for the birds; id assume there may be an advantage to the animal from the bird catching flies etc as well

crabfisher

I always get really lovely insight from my wife

romani-ranch

It is.

crabfisher

I actually left out her opener, which was "you're going to think i'm bullying you, but I'm not. Okay?"

goomyloid

3 guesses on who my favorite characters are

dragon-in-a-fez

I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn

rederiswrites

lovely story from a friend today.

dicaeopolis

rederiswrites

Look, this post has been wildly more popular than I thought it deserved, apparently at least in part because "don't burden others; be independent" is far more ingrained in people than I realized. So here's the thing: society works when people help each other. Helping others gives people a chance to know each other, and gives them an investment in the people they help. Helping creates bonds. People enjoy helping, and you are doing a good by letting them help you if they so wish.

Offer help; accept help. You will be a part of creating a helping culture. Which, incidentally, weakens capitalism and the fractionation between people that benefits those who would use us.

officialgaryoak

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

toroimage

swarnpert

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

Happy Pride Everyone

tiktoksthataregood-ish

voidedlight

s0re-loser

This is making me cry actually

orange-catsidy

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

derinthescarletpescatarian

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me?

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment