It’s Me

Bold of you to assume I can “calm down“ 18+

[catcrumb]

[pierogiy]

i think about this often

[heisoark]

they're meant to be together

[skala-w]

[chardysstuff]

“𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍….? 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝. “

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I rewatched the marineford arc last night. Why? WHY do i do this to myself 😭😭

Also might do a Ghost!Ace keychain, i need it

[perikita]

Fanart of the cover from Chapter 1187!! This is the ONLY time you'll ever be catching me calling those four cute.. especially Yonji..... 😾

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

[calligrificator]

I would like to request what I call the "Ghibli curse": May all food taste like ash in your mouth

It's adapted Calcifer the fire demon saying this classic line:

I don't eat meat, so I needed something more devastating 😈

[carpe-aurore]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[galaxycepheus]

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

[galaxycepheus]

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

[rainofthestorm]

when they say "for the children", almost universally they in fact actually mean "for [controlling] the children"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i'm not convinced that art only has something to offer us when we personally want to participate in the activities being depicted

[bogleech]

When I was like 6 I thought pizza looked sooo gross and sloppy and nasty it ANNOYED me every time an adult asked if I'd like some and I felt it necessary to tell them I would never ever ever even touch something soooo totally barfingly DISGUSTING as ANY PIZZA but you know what, I still enjoyed watching the ninja turtles, I still readily accepted that pizza just meant a lot to michelangelo as a person with a different experience from my own

[slitherpunk]

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

[slitherpunk]

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

[talenlee]

My impulse was to drop a bunch of links to games I think are examples from itch, but then I had the disquieting thought that I don't know if those people are being paid more and working less, and I was wondering if there was some other dimension to this or if this is just a call to support niche game devs.

[c3rvida3]

you miss 100% of the shits you don't take

[treasures-and-beauty]

Delft Blue Porcelain Skull Mask with Crown of Thorns by CandyMakeUpArtist on Etsy

[briarpatch-kids]

I love people who are cis+. The ones who took the time to think about gender and decided they liked the one they were given. They project good gender vibes even if they aren't trans.

[important-cat-pics]

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.