Honestly? A mess

- Hi, I'm called Pyro or Arc, and I just reblog shit I like here. Mostly memes, shitposts and fandoms, maybe some life tid-bits here and there. 

[kdinjenzen]

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

[kdinjenzen]

Self-fulfilling prophecy

[kdinjenzen]

Oh no

[kdinjenzen]

Help

[kdinjenzen]

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

[kdinjenzen]

WHY!?

[kdinjenzen]

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

[kdinjenzen]

Nice.

[kdinjenzen]

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

[kdinjenzen]

Pain.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[jupiter-oak]

fuck it. which minecraft disc are you based on this uquiz

[beacon-lamp]

yo what the fuck

[tea-with-veth]

um....that’s pretty perfect. I literally sing everywhere I go....

[just-a-shoo]

[tiwis-fruit-basket]

[jpinesart]

so did you lay in bed blasting fireflies by owl city as a kid staring up at the ceiling while imagining running away to a happier place bc you grew up on fairy tales and make believe stories since you didnt really have the best social skills due to undiagnosed neurodivergency and thus didnt have a lot of friends so you spent all that extra time you had induldging in fictional stories and then grew up believing maybe one day youd get to go on a magical adventure like those stories had so youd spent so much time just longing for an escape and to go somewhere you understood bc you didnt understand people but you did understand all those stories you read or are you normal

[normal-downloadfailed]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Either neurodivergent people need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[thyrell]

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

[weirdmageddon]

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

[changelingsrule]

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[lonesome-cowpoke]

Visit Original Link

Just listen…

It’s exactly what you think

[lonesome-cowpoke]

I can’t believe this has 4K notes…

I swear if Lin finds this I will s c r e a m

[real-hamiltrash]

Oh my gOD I’M NOT SURE WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, BUT I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS

[aixdii]

I don’t know to to respond to this

[forestwenchsworld]

Listen here you little shit

[spoopdatboop-deactivated2024050]

This had me fucking W H E E Z I N G

Take my reblog and go

[haha-mishagobrrrr]

Oh my god…

ITS BEAUTIFUL

[the-butter-churner]

*AJ.exe has no idea how to respond*

[love-pyramus]

THE NOISE I FUCKING MADE-

[silkwingfood]

p e r f e c t i o n

[fear-ze-queer]

I’m fucking screaming

[ringwaldhaze]

listen this is fucking gold

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

@outcastedangel

cause you got into hamilton

[irrelevant-chicken-wing-deactiv]

This is *chef kiss*

[yumebfdotcom]

IM

[nookisms]

My sister left the room when I showed her this audio so I think it’s very accurate

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[craftymoonduck]

Never thought of this 😱

[death-threat-collector]

I’m not sure if I’m horrified or amazed at this.

[ground-zoro]

I’m not sure if I’m horrified or amazed at this.

I think I’m both, because that’s really clever, but also horrifying 

[samwellwinchesterthebrave]

Omg that's brilliant

[linadoonofficial]

this was literally my reaction upon seeing this

[digikate813]

I really wanna try this. It’s such a great idea!

[ineffectualdemon]

This should be a crime

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[chrissongzzz]

ohh wow

[orpheusilver]

what the fuck

[thebroccoligoblin]

HEY THAT WAS A WILD 6.5 seconds

[claire-voyancy-deactivated20201]

*walks into this like a roadrunner cartoon*

[jojincitow-deactivated20210627]

[nora-adora]

Kidding (2018)

This is called

Shaynas Sequence

[arkham]

a lot of people are tagging this with “film” and “movies” or talking about the magic of moviemaking but i really want to point out that Kidding is a TV show.

i feel it’s important to make this distinction because there’s a common (sometimes subconscious) thought that TV is a lesser form of digital art compared to film, but television, especially recently, has been phenomenal and it deserves proper credit as a storytelling medium, as well as a craft just as capable of amazing work like this

[wyrmmaster]

It’s actually really funny how many cultures have fox spirits and how many mostly consider them Complete Assholes, whether actively malicious or just dickheads that trick people

You’ve got the Kitsune that can be anywhere from incomprehensibly evil and powerful to doting mothers and good wives, 

You’ve got the Huli Jing in China which were believed to be entirely female and needed male energy to survive, and did so by corrupting high-level politicians- and the Jiuweihu, the big girls that took to leading souls away from Dharma,

You’ve got the Gumiho in Korea, who just straight up eat people’s livers or steal their life force,

In Scandinavia, specifically Finland, fox spirits were believed to be the cause of Aurora Borealis, revontulet, the “fox fire”, as well as just usually messing with people, and then also the Brunnmigi for the Norse which poisoned water because fuck you,

The Celts also attributed them to be wily little bastards that existed to make fools of hunters and apparently that’s where the word “Shenanigan” came from, originally being sionnachuighim, “I play the fox” in irish gaelic,

In Europe you’ve got Reynard the asshole baron, 

and from what I’ve seen a lot of native american tribes also just consider them dicks on the level of coyotes 

it’s like every human that sees one of these

is just like “wow, what an asshole”, it’s great

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Assigned bastard at birth

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[maeofthedead]

Same energy 

[drunkwario-deactivated20210407]

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

[airspaniel]

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

[sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain]

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

[girlbossjodiarias]

My #brand

[thestoryofaslut]

Every time.

[pruningthemindsgarden-deactivat]

And they say social media is a new thing, psh…

[pruningthemindsgarden-deactivat]

This is old, but I have to add something new. The picture below is one of the oldest pieces of writing recorded, a cuneiform tablet - 

… and it is ALSO a complaint letter, to a merchant saying that he delivered the wrong grade of copper. People have been sending “FUCK YOU // STRONG LETTER TO FOLLOW”-s for literally the entirety of human history. Language itself may well have evolved when someone got so pissed at someone else that they had to invent a new way to tell them off. 

[bobson-dugnut]

Cerberus but it’s a swan

[mar0la]

finally a hell guardian that's actually scary

[naanviolent]

HONK (HONK (HONK))

[linariouswrites-deactivated2021]

@anomaly00 @astralis-elysian

[catchymemes]

[bloodytales]

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.