[catholicapothecary]

12 eggs were perhaps too much for one pan

[toaderly]

Don't forget to tell her she has to eat all the eggs

[targetedknowledge]

[sexhaverdeathsquads]

[meowaves]

[dark-fri3ren]

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[datura-45]

[fivepoint-12]

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

critically, the underlying assumption here is that caring about your things and wanting them to look nice is fascism

[magnificentwarlocklair]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

literally obsessed with this vid

[fivepoint-12]

[sacred-portal]

[greatcheshire]

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

[zestydippingsauce]

[drunkenskunk]

[catholicapothecary]

thinking about the freud meme where the guy is like “doctor, i’m attracted to women” and he goes “let me guess…your mother, she was a woman?”

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

Well... was she?

[importantcatpics]