Tom Harris deserves the world

Alex and Tom's friendship is my drug of choice

[free-my-mindd]

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[dua-source]

dualipa: 31.05.2026 🤍

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[cannibalchicken]

[marigold-fangirl]

[maryoliveoil]

DUA LIPA and CALLUM TURNER Married in London (31 May 2026)

[insecuregodcomplex]

[urie]

one of my very first thoughts whenever an athlete who has played/is playing a contact sport kills himself is i hope he donated his brain to cte research lol

[urie]

well. yeah

[nimashkawizii]

The fact that there is a trend in contact sports athletes choosing suicide methods that leave their brains intact so they can be donated to science says... a lot.

[urie]

was just having a convo about this earlier today. never forget dave duerson who shot himself in the chest and left behind a suicide note asking that his brain be donated for cte research

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[dogpuppy]

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[scuderia-hamilton]

perfect response